HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tinsel Town has just announced that they are looking for a young, sexy, nubile, erotic actress to become the next sex goddess ala Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Jayne Mansfield, or Charlize Theron.
Hollywood Innuendo has been searching high and wide for the next female celebrity who has it all legs, tits, and a fine-looking ass (a brain is optional).
Fajita San Guacamole with HI stated that there are two candidates that certainly fill the bill, that no one has heard of; Dolly Cyress a lingerie model from Austin, Texas, and Jenny Gibraltar, a Hooter's Girl from Kalamazoo, Michigan, who according to San Guacamole are both "11's"
In Other Celebrity News - The five Kardashian sisters have just been named The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette's "Sexiest Sisters In America."
