Funny story: Trump Adds the Entire United Kingdom to the List of Places That Hate Him

Trump Adds the Entire United Kingdom to the List of Places That Hate Him

London, England U.S. "President" Donald Trump today proved that no one is more unpopular than he is. Greeted by a robot doppelganger of him on a toilet, 10,000 protestors came out in the rain just to show their displeasure with him. This is not th...

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Funny story: Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...

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Funny story: California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.

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Funny story: 'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...

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Funny story: Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...

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Funny story: Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Funny story: Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...

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Funny story: Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City

Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City

Reliable but unnamed sources at the California state capital insist that AB 46, Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon's bill to disincorporate the nearly bankrupt industrial city of Vernon, contains a secret clause. According to a highly placed aide in the Speaker's office, interviewed under an assurance of anonymity, the final version of the bill will turn Vernon over to Green Dot, the charter school o...

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Funny story: Recent Earthquakes in California Rattle US Prestige

Recent Earthquakes in California Rattle US Prestige

Four significant quakes have struck California within a week and have caused fears abroad and even triggered a tsunami warning when a 7.1 magnitude struck 90 miles off the coast. Many citizens fear that the recent quakes would foreshadow "The Big On...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...

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Funny story: Supreme Court tells atheist to go to hell

Supreme Court tells atheist to go to hell

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Supreme Court has ruled to preserve the phrase "one nation, under God," in the Pledge of Allegiance, saying that a California atheist who challenged the phrase should accept it or go to hell.

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Funny story: CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

A little known provision of the California Vehicle Code is spreading like a wildfire by the word of mouth. More people have learned about CVC §21800(b)(1) last month than about Ron Paul and, unlike his presidency, it is available for public benefit r...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...

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Funny story: Dangerous Animals And Situations In The Grand Canyon And How To Deal With Them

Dangerous Animals And Situations In The Grand Canyon And How To Deal With Them

What to do in the Grand Canyon if: you are confronted by a black bear- Calmly stand your ground and fight back. Do not run as they will chase you. a rock slide occurs above you- Quickly try to determine where the rock slide is coming down and run horizontally in the opposite direction. you are walking along the street and a car with California rental license plates is coming towards you...

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Funny story: Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013

Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013

Local teen hookers are doing pretty well in this rough economy according to a Pew Research Poll. The Poll taken the last week of December 2013 showed that the average hourly pay for teen hookers is up 12% from the same time last year. "I think t...

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Funny story: Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

PASADENA, KALIFONIA--(WINO WEEKLY) Danny DeVito, Film actor, producer, director and now Liqueur Bottler Extraordinaire, embarrassed himself and a shocked ABC's "The View" television audience, estimated...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...

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Funny story: California's 'Rim' Fire Threatens Gay Motocross Event

California's 'Rim' Fire Threatens Gay Motocross Event

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A massive fire in California, known as the Rim Fire roared into the California back country today, threatening to disrupt a gay motocross event. Homoto Spokesperson, Gaye Barr, said that many Homoto members have complained to...

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