California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!
UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...
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Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay
Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.
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Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain
IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
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'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!
Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...
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Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...
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Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency
Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...
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Amber Frey Dating Again!
Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting
Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!
California Passes Law Granting Full Legal Rights to Those who Identify as Animals
Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen
Governor Moonbeam "Offended" (Again)
Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?
Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center
Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip
Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel
Porn Afficionados Distraught Over Recent Anti Revenge-Porn Bill
Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers
Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...
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Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface
WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...
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Austin To Secede From Texas, Join California
The blog site "Rest-of-Texas-sucks. Com," an Austin based site, sneeringly refers to the remainder of Texas outside Austin as "A land of big oil, big business, big cars, big men with big mouths, big guns, big bigoted morons, and big-haired women who...
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Taco Bell Dog Enters Rehab
Los Angeles California Former Taco Bell spokesman "Guapo El Perro" checked into the Betty Ford clinic today for treatment related to alcohol abuse. Mr. El Perro's agent Joseph Camel stated that hard times have fallen on the once beloved mascot in the years since his contract with Taco Bell was dropped. "Mr. El Perro is commited to winning his battle with alcoholism and...
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Val Kilmer Loses Tax Refund Case
Val Kilmer and ex-wife Joanne Whalley lost a decision in the New Mexico State Court of Appeals in which they claimed a refund of $300 000 from the IRS. The couple claimed the tax refund because Whalley had moved to California in the latter part of th...
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'Water Cops' to Catch Wasters in California on New Reality Show
Santa Cruz, CA - "Bad Buoys, Bad Buoys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" You might recognize the theme song for the newest reality show to debut from California amidst their worst drought in years and ongoing, severe water...
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Moonbeam Family Christmas
Berkeley, California --Happy Holidays everyone! I had the family over for Christmas: my brother Jerry, his wife Pam, their three kids, and Aunt Vera and Uncle Carl. Also, my ninety-year-old grandmother Edna brought her new boyfriend, Harlan, who I guess to be somewhere between ninety and five hundred years old. Of course, Edna brought Penny, her fat, gassy, and blind seventeen-year-old b...
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Bruce Willis Enraged He Has Yet To Be Punk'd
Hollywood, California. Die Hard Celebrity Bruce Willis expressed his froustrations to sources, for not yet being the butt of an uncarefully crafted high-budget prank by his ex wife's boyfriend Ashton K (the host of MTV's hit show Punk'd)...
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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