Funny story - Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

PORTLAND – The governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland have stated that President Trump has gone completely nuts, and that he is going to start the Civil War he has been toying with for weeks now. The protesters are saying they want the gover…

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Funny story - Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…

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Funny story - Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...

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Funny story - Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...

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Funny story - Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story - 'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...

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Funny story - Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race

Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race

"Heck no I'm not dead," Pat Butram (Mr Haney) from Green Acres told reporters. Butram went on to say, "That is an outright lie PERPETRATED by my fine opponent the governor of California, Arnold .. Arnold .. What's that fella&...

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Funny story - Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.

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Funny story - Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story - Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Sacramento, California...

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Funny story - Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...

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Funny story - Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

ONTARIO, California (AP) A 10-year-old Rottweiler was arrested after neighbors reported seeing the dog sexually assaulting his owner, Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39.

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Funny story - Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.

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Funny story - Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...

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Funny story - Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Following the lead of San Francisco, San Jose has banned the use of plastic bags leaving many kinky sex practitioners and pet owners puzzled as they try to deal with their own 'hang ups" and "personal shit." "It's a F***g nightmare," said Joe...

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Funny story - Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Funny story - Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...

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Funny story - Santa Barbara Killer's Motive Baffles Eggheads, Know-It-All Professors

Santa Barbara Killer's Motive Baffles Eggheads, Know-It-All Professors

Santa Barbara, CA - As the country tries to make sense of the recent tragedy in California, the nation's elite are always quick to point out the answers to those of us who aren't nearly as smart as they are. Elliott Rodger killed six people la...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...

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