Trump Adds the Entire United Kingdom to the List of Places That Hate Him
London, England U.S. "President" Donald Trump today proved that no one is more unpopular than he is. Greeted by a robot doppelganger of him on a toilet, 10,000 protestors came out in the rain just to show their displeasure with him. This is not th...
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Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...
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California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!
UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...
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Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay
Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.
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'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!
Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...
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Amber Frey Dating Again!
CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...
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California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License
Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo
5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California
New York : Hell No!!
Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier
Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest
California Passes Law Okaying the Use of Pepper Spray Indiscriminately
California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far
High School Students Protest Basic Equivalency Test
China invents new method of capital punishment
IOUs not working; Schwarzenegger auctions off California to pay her creditors
Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...
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Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona
LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...
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Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City
Reliable but unnamed sources at the California state capital insist that AB 46, Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon's bill to disincorporate the nearly bankrupt industrial city of Vernon, contains a secret clause. According to a highly placed aide in the Speaker's office, interviewed under an assurance of anonymity, the final version of the bill will turn Vernon over to Green Dot, the charter school o...
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Recent Earthquakes in California Rattle US Prestige
Four significant quakes have struck California within a week and have caused fears abroad and even triggered a tsunami warning when a 7.1 magnitude struck 90 miles off the coast. Many citizens fear that the recent quakes would foreshadow "The Big On...
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency
Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...
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CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State
A little known provision of the California Vehicle Code is spreading like a wildfire by the word of mouth. More people have learned about CVC §21800(b)(1) last month than about Ron Paul and, unlike his presidency, it is available for public benefit r...
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Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain
IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
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Dangerous Animals And Situations In The Grand Canyon And How To Deal With Them
What to do in the Grand Canyon if: you are confronted by a black bear- Calmly stand your ground and fight back. Do not run as they will chase you. a rock slide occurs above you- Quickly try to determine where the rock slide is coming down and run horizontally in the opposite direction. you are walking along the street and a car with California rental license plates is coming towards you...
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Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013
Local teen hookers are doing pretty well in this rough economy according to a Pew Research Poll. The Poll taken the last week of December 2013 showed that the average hourly pay for teen hookers is up 12% from the same time last year. "I think t...
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California's 'Rim' Fire Threatens Gay Motocross Event
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A massive fire in California, known as the Rim Fire roared into the California back country today, threatening to disrupt a gay motocross event. Homoto Spokesperson, Gaye Barr, said that many Homoto members have complained to...
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