California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!
UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...
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'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!
Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...
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Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay
Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.
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Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...
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Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency
Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...
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Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California
PRBS Newswire - Sacramento - In what could have been a very anti-climatic Global Warming report, the California Air Resources Board has posted the Draft Staff Report entitled 'Expanded List of Early Action Measures to Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissi...
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Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame
CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!
Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Austin To Secede From Texas, Join California
Adam Lambert To Run For Governor of California
Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier
Ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Threatens To Return To Acting (Or Let's Make That 'Making Movies')
Police Chief Assigns 10 Officers to find his Wife's Orgasm
Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout America? Gary Coleman to Run for Pres in '04
Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!
Congressman Declares his Atheism
California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law
Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface
WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...
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California Changes Bridal Wedding Requirements (Again)
For many years on their wedding days, brides have been traditionally requred to wear "something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." This will no longer be the case in California.
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Amber Frey Dating Again!
CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...
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Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip
SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...
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Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest
Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.
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Gov. Schwarzenegger Lays Off The Entire California National Guard
BEVERLY HILLS, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger visiting some old friends in Beverly Hills held a news conference at the Celluloid Queen Hotel. He informed the assembled media that due to the mounting expenses as well as the $26 billion...
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE
Fire season has started off with a bang in Southern California. The season officially started at midnight on May 1 2004 and since then three fires have devoured thousands of acres in both the Temecula and Camp Pendleton area. Thousands evacuated and...
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Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City
Reliable but unnamed sources at the California state capital insist that AB 46, Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon's bill to disincorporate the nearly bankrupt industrial city of Vernon, contains a secret clause. According to a highly placed aide in the Speaker's office, interviewed under an assurance of anonymity, the final version of the bill will turn Vernon over to Green Dot, the charter school o...
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LA Neo-Nazis Amuse Protesters with Denials of Closet Homosexuality
Los Angeles, CA: A contentious rally of Neo-Nazis in central Los Angeles erupted into laughter earlier this week as Fascist supporting speakers vehemently denied taunts from hundreds of assembled protesters accusing them of closet homosexuality. "...
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Taco Bell Dog Enters Rehab
Los Angeles California Former Taco Bell spokesman "Guapo El Perro" checked into the Betty Ford clinic today for treatment related to alcohol abuse. Mr. El Perro's agent Joseph Camel stated that hard times have fallen on the once beloved mascot in the years since his contract with Taco Bell was dropped. "Mr. El Perro is commited to winning his battle with alcoholism and...
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Supreme Court tells atheist to go to hell
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Inflatable House Sells for $1,300,000
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A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion
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Home schooling now legal again in California, though conditions apply
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Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming
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Charlie Sheen Has A Second Mercedes-Benz Stolen and Driven Off A Cliff: Dude - Take The Damn Keys Out of The Car When You Friggin' Park It!
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Latest NASA Mission - SPERM
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Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California
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U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected
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Governor Moonbeam "Offended" (Again)
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A Burney, California monster
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Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'
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New Number Found by Geeks
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'The Governator' has Sex-Change
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Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up
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Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake
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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel
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They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!
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Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay
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TV Sports Announcer Al Michaels Says The DUI Meter Was Broken
