The California Wildfires Are Back - And They're a Bitch!
SAUSALITO, California - (Spoof News) - The Left Coast fires are back and they're hotter and meaner than ever. The first fire of the "Fire Season" is the "El Diablo Del Inferno" wildfire, which has already burned 4,903 acres. The fire was report…
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Amber Frey Dating Again!
CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...
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California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License
LAPD Officer Shaun Watson told reporters, "The reason I pulled him over is because he was driving the wrong way down a one way street. On the sidewalk. With his blinkers, headlights and windshield wiper on." Stevie Wonder denies that he ha...
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The San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Over 36 teams of construction workers worked round the clock for two months to fix the San Andreas Fault. The excellent, hard-working workers, who were brought in from Mexicali, Mexico, worked 12-hours shifts, and fin…
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Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race
"Heck no I'm not dead," Pat Butram (Mr Haney) from Green Acres told reporters. Butram went on to say, "That is an outright lie PERPETRATED by my fine opponent the governor of California, Arnold .. Arnold .. What's that fella&...
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Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky
New legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions
Three States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties
Due To California's Horribly Horrendous Drought, Residents Are Now Only Allowed To Water Once a Week On Sunday Morning Between 2:30 AM and 2:45 AM
A California Man Says That His Two Hobbies Are Smoking Lots and Lots of Marijuana and Searching For Abandoned Dogs
California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union
California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State
Weather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho
After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation
Donald Trump Says He Will Be Signing a Presidential Executive Order Disqualifying All of The Votes Cast in California and New York
Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay
California Passes Law Granting Full Legal Rights to Those who Identify as Animals
California Legislature has just passed the Furry Acceptance Act, a law that, among other things, requires furries to be admitted to local zoos, and Governor Jerry Brown signed it into law this morning. To those in furry communities, this is a maj...
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency
Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...
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Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest
Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.
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Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...
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Republicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because the GOP party in California is experiencing a mass exodus. That's right, tens of thousands of Republicans are packing up and leaving the state faster than you can say "Make Ameri…
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Hurricane Kay Devastates California
EL SEGUNDO, California - ((Satire News) - Hurricane Kay, a category 3 hurricane slammed the hell out of Southern California. SoCal meteorologists were stunned to see a hurricane travel all the way from Africa, enter the Atantic Ocean, then enter i…
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Governor Moonbeam: The Ho Whisperer
Formerly affectionately known by Californians as Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown has finally outgrown that wacky image, but in doing so, he may have gained more notoriety by gaining a new nickname, "The Ho Whisperer." In the chronology of famous wh...
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The California Department of Tourism Says "Come Visit California - The Damn Wildfire Smoke Is Now Up In Oregon"
SACRAMENTO, California - (Spoof News) - The smoke from the "Wildfires of The Century" have left California and they are now playing havoc with peoples allergies up in Oregon. The CDT (California Department of Tourism) noted that it cost over $3.83…
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Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip
SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...
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California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone
LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately Justin Bieber has been giving Lindsay Lohan a bit of competition when it comes to the automobile department. According to iRumors the Canadian singer has just found himself in a bit of hot water over talking on t...
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Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...
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Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson
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Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale
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California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License
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Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race
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Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest
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Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip
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Governor Moonbeam: The Ho Whisperer
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I’m A Doctor, Not An Actor
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The California Wildfires Are Back - And They're a Bitch!
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The California Department of Tourism Says "Come Visit California - The Damn Wildfire Smoke Is Now Up In Oregon"
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Amber Frey Dating Again!
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Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man
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Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids
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Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency
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California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone
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Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?
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California Passes Law Granting Full Legal Rights to Those who Identify as Animals
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The San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed
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Hurricane Kay Devastates California
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Republicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands
