California Spoof News

10 April 2020

California Will Soon Start Arresting Joggers

SACRAMENTO – The Governor has just informed the citizens of the great jogging state of California of a brand new law known as COVFEFE-45 DJT. The law has been named after Donald Trump, the quasi-president of the somewhat United States of America.

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Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

CORONA, California – A vast majority of the citizens of this quaint California town, where Emperor Hirohito was allegedly born, have asked the mayor and the city council to change the name of the city. One resident, Billy Bobby Millwinkle, said th...

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Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...

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Demi Lovato Confesses That She Has A Big Crush On Rihanna

MONTECITO HEIGHTS, California – Demi Lovato has certainly had her share of ups and downs, and she recently spoke with Vox Populi News Agency’s reporter Ichabod Fernandez. Lovato and Fernandez talked at the popular Lower 40 Steak House in Montecito...

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President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...

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A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The highly respected Left Coast Monumental Polling Council has just released the results of its most recent extensive state-wide poll. A total of 1,903,521 registered California voters were polled and asked if Pres...

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California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

Miss California Approves Court's Decision on Same-Sex Divorce

Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

Oakland Raiderettes worth more than their weight in gold

Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!

Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City

Hollywood's First and Only Gay Motorcycle Gang, 'The Hells Tinkerbelles' Is Forced To Disband Under California's New 'Don't Ask Cause We Can Already Tell' Rule

California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...

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California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...

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Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.

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'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...

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Apple Announces Their New Corporate Name

CUPERTINO, California - A representative with Apple Inc. has just informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant will be changing their company name. Toby Columbus Pittypacker, 49, explained that after months of inner-corporate debati...

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Dean R. Koontz

Dean R. Koontz, known (by colleague and competitor Stephen King) as "the Stephen King of the West Coast," dissociates himself with horror, saying, "To be a horror writer, one must be a horrible writer." He is not to be confused with his fictional alter ego, horror writer Dean Koontz. Koontz was born in Pennsylvania, under a host of pseudonyms, and conceived the plots of his first 33 novels whi...

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Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Pacific Gas & Electric plans shutdown of power to entire state of California

Due to the latest outbreak of fire caused by its own faulty transmission wires, PG&E has said it simply can’t afford too many more homeless bringing lawsuits against the company. Once again, as with the recent horrific Kincaid fire in Northern...

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Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...

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Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...

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A Huge Majority of California Voters Say Trump Is The Biggest Liar In The History of The World

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - The Monumental Polling Council, which is based in Rancho Cucamonga, recently conducted a poll of all of the registered voters in the entire state and the results were quite eye-opening. The results showed, without a...

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Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of t...

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Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...

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