Funny story - The Former Dixie Chicks Will Be The Opening Act On WD-40’s Left Coast Summer Heat Tour

The Former Dixie Chicks Will Be The Opening Act On WD-40’s Left Coast Summer Heat Tour

NEW YORK CITY – A spokeswoman for the Irish heavy metal band, WD-40, has announced the band’s first United States tour, which they are calling "WD-40's Left Coast Summer Heat Tour". She stated that the four Irish lads are excited to be performing…

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Funny story - Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...

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Funny story - Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...

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Funny story - Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.

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Funny story - Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story - President Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million

President Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million

SACRAMENTO – The state of California informed the president that it desperately needs a bailout loan. Governor Gavin Newsom stated that they need to continue to pay unemployment benefits, as well as to make the state's huge earthquake insurance pa...

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Funny story - Bill Clinton's Sax

Bill Clinton's Sax

Former President Bill Clinton has donated his favorite saxophone to the Pumpsie & Velveeta Frickenmeister Heartland Presidential Museum located in Waterloo, Iowa. The prized saxophone which he reportedly bought at a pawn shop in downtown Sausalito, California for $17 will be housed along with other presidential items and memorabilia such as: 1. The boyhood bathtub that once belonged to J...

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Funny story - 'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...

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Funny story - Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

LOS ANGELES – Just since the start of COVID-19 thousands of food banks have sprouted up all over the nation, with California leading the way with 809 (at last count). Some food banks, like the one in La Brea, home of the world-famous Tar Pits, are...

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Funny story - Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Bart Simpson testifies against Jackson

Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...

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Funny story - The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...

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Funny story - A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The highly respected Left Coast Monumental Polling Council has just released the results of its most recent extensive state-wide poll. A total of 1,903,521 registered California voters were polled and asked if Pres...

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Funny story - Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...

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Funny story - The World-Famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo Has Been Shut Down

The World-Famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo Has Been Shut Down

TARZANA, California – State health authorities have told the owners of the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo that, effective immediately, they must shut down. The popular attraction in the town of Tarzana has seen visitors from as far off as the South...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...

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Funny story - Demi Lovato Confesses That She Has A Big Crush On Rihanna

Demi Lovato Confesses That She Has A Big Crush On Rihanna

MONTECITO HEIGHTS, California – Demi Lovato has certainly had her share of ups and downs, and she recently spoke with Vox Populi News Agency’s reporter Ichabod Fernandez. Lovato and Fernandez talked at the popular Lower 40 Steak House in Montecito...

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Funny story - Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

The House and Senate are putting out an additional phase 5 legislation to help Americans reduce stress while facing long term "stay at home policies". "Hell, I can get joints like they were legal anyway," said Senator "The Turtle" McConnell, of Ke...

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Funny story - Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Sacramento, California...

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Funny story - Schwarzenegger: "I've changed my mind about executing Tookie!"

Schwarzenegger: "I've changed my mind about executing Tookie!"

SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA (AP) In the final days leading up to the scheduled December 13th execution of Stanley "Tookie" Williams, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has changed his opinion about granting clemency several times. "At first I thoug...

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