Funny story - The California State Senate Votes To Keep Trump Off The Presidential Ballot In 2024

The California State Senate Votes To Keep Trump Off The Presidential Ballot In 2024

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - After a spirited debate the state senate has voted 291-7 to keep Trump's name off the 2024 presidential election. Sen. Tammy P. Potmeister, 72, [D-Oxnard] perhaps said it best, when she told Boom Boom News…

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Funny story - Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise

Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise

FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - The makers of Ben and Jerry Ice Cream have developed over 100 different ice cream names including Tasty Tango Mango Durango, Sweet Caroline Delight, and Thighlicious Daisy Duke Supreme. The ice cream giant…

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Funny story - California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, su…

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Funny story - The California Forest Fire Report Is In And It Is Un-Effing-Believable

The California Forest Fire Report Is In And It Is Un-Effing-Believable

SACRAMENTO – (Satire News)- The California wildfires of the Summer of 2021, were the worst in the history of the state. The California Commission of Wildfires (CCW) stated that they surpassed the 1949 La Brea Tar Pits Fire, the Calexico Fire of 19…

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Funny story - The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…

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Funny story - California Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!

California Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that due to the thousands of damn wildfires that have hit California, the cost of wildfire insurance has gone up by as much as 817%. Leilani Oahu-Roofy, 43, who is an insurance agent with the Pr…

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Funny story - California Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires

California Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires

VACAVILLE, California – (Satire News) – Reports being put out by The Alpha Beta News Agency, are that thousands of California firefighters are running out of ideas as to how to fight the damn wildfires that are continuing to relentlessly burn out-of-…

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Funny story - California To Change Death Valley’s Name

California To Change Death Valley’s Name

SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – The state of California has decided, after receiving tons and tons of requests, to finally change the name of Death Valley. The California State Department of Naming, has commented that the desert which is…

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Funny story - Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Texas Senate has announced that they have agreed to send 900 fire-fighting bulldozers to help fight the dozens of fast-moving wild fires in the Left Coast state. Senator Harmon K. Finstermund, a Democrat from Nacogdoch…

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Funny story - Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication. The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School. Needless to say VP Harris…

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Funny story - After Her 4th Divorce a 27-Year-Old Woman Says That She Has Finally Found The Love of Her Life

After Her 4th Divorce a 27-Year-Old Woman Says That She Has Finally Found The Love of Her Life

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Rhonda Pellabrew, who is only 27, has already been married four times. She says that ever since she was in high school she just has had an uncontrollable desire to have as much d*ck (peni*) as possible.

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Funny story - California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License

California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License

LAPD Officer Shaun Watson told reporters, "The reason I pulled him over is because he was driving the wrong way down a one way street. On the sidewalk. With his blinkers, headlights and windshield wiper on." Stevie Wonder denies that he ha...

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Funny story - New legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions

New legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions

The California governor's concentration on restricting such gasoline-driven devices as leaf blowers to being electricity driven, plus moving on with replacing fossil fuel vehicles with electric, has led on to extensive investigation by the press.

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…

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Funny story - California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The state of California, which has suffered from earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, bumper-to-bumper traffic, smog, tsunamis, and Trump’s ass-kissing little fairy Scott Baio, has just spent $19.3 million on a new advertisi…

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

BUENA PARK, California - A local Left Coast newspaper is reporting that Robert Pattinson star of the Twilight vampire series movies and Ines Sainz star sports reporter for Mexico's Azteca TV were recently spotted at the famed Knotts Berry Farm Amusem...

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Funny story - Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...

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Funny story - Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

CORONA, California – A vast majority of the citizens of this quaint California town, where Emperor Hirohito was allegedly born, have asked the mayor and the city council to change the name of the city. One resident, Billy Bobby Millwinkle, said th...

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Funny story - Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

LOS ANGELES – Just since the start of COVID-19 thousands of food banks have sprouted up all over the nation, with California leading the way with 809 (at last count). Some food banks, like the one in La Brea, home of the world-famous Tar Pits, are...

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Funny story - Motorcycle Surfing Has Become Extremely Popular in California

Motorcycle Surfing Has Become Extremely Popular in California

VENICE BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Surfing enthusiasts are saying that what started out as a surfing fad has caught on and is spreading like a Santa Ana wildfire. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka spoke with Lazlo Lipatini, w…

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