SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - Gov. Gavin Newsom, has informed the residents of the Golden State, that effective immediately, they will only be allowed to water their lawns ONCE a week; on Sunday morning between the hours of 2:30 AM and 2:45 AM.
He noted that he will have a group of Water Restriction Enforcers out and anyone caught violating his mandate will be fined $2,800.
The governor stated that a second violation will result in a fine of $17,000, plus the violator's home will be legally confiscated, and it will be sold at an auction, with the entire sale amount to be deposited in the California State Dept. of Water.
SIDENOTE: Gov. Newsom wants every resident of the Left Coast state, to know that he means business and he is NOT fucking around.
