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Funny story: The Former Dixie Chicks Will Be The Opening Act On WD-40’s Left Coast Summer Heat Tour

The Former Dixie Chicks Will Be The Opening Act On WD-40’s Left Coast Summer Heat Tour

NEW YORK CITY – A spokeswoman for the Irish heavy metal band, WD-40, has announced the band’s first United States tour, which they are calling "WD-40's Left Coast Summer Heat Tour". She stated that the four Irish lads are excited to be performing…

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Funny story: The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...

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Funny story: President Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million

President Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million

SACRAMENTO – The state of California informed the president that it desperately needs a bailout loan. Governor Gavin Newsom stated that they need to continue to pay unemployment benefits, as well as to make the state's huge earthquake insurance pa...

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Funny story: Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

The House and Senate are putting out an additional phase 5 legislation to help Americans reduce stress while facing long term "stay at home policies". "Hell, I can get joints like they were legal anyway," said Senator "The Turtle" McConnell, of Ke...

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Funny story: Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

LOS ANGELES – Just since the start of COVID-19 thousands of food banks have sprouted up all over the nation, with California leading the way with 809 (at last count). Some food banks, like the one in La Brea, home of the world-famous Tar Pits, are...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Buy An Avocado Farm

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Buy An Avocado Farm

CARPINTERIA, California – The happy former royal couple recently sat down with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter, Pico de Gallo, and talked about their life post-Buckingham Palace. Considering that the country, like most countries, is presently a mes...

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Funny story: The World-Famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo Has Been Shut Down

The World-Famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo Has Been Shut Down

TARZANA, California – State health authorities have told the owners of the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo that, effective immediately, they must shut down. The popular attraction in the town of Tarzana has seen visitors from as far off as the South...

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Funny story: The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

SAN FRANCISCO – The mayor of San Francisco has said that he wants to address the fog rumor that is running rampant throughout the Golden Gate City. The mayor said that he received over 700 text messages asking him if fog could cause someone to dev...

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Funny story: California Will Soon Start Arresting Joggers

California Will Soon Start Arresting Joggers

SACRAMENTO – The Governor has just informed the citizens of the great jogging state of California of a brand new law known as COVFEFE-45 DJT. The law has been named after Donald Trump, the quasi-president of the somewhat United States of America.

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Funny story: Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

CORONA, California – A vast majority of the citizens of this quaint California town, where Emperor Hirohito was allegedly born, have asked the mayor and the city council to change the name of the city. One resident, Billy Bobby Millwinkle, said th...

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Funny story: Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...

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Funny story: A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The highly respected Left Coast Monumental Polling Council has just released the results of its most recent extensive state-wide poll. A total of 1,903,521 registered California voters were polled and asked if Pres...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Confesses That She Has A Big Crush On Rihanna

Demi Lovato Confesses That She Has A Big Crush On Rihanna

MONTECITO HEIGHTS, California – Demi Lovato has certainly had her share of ups and downs, and she recently spoke with Vox Populi News Agency’s reporter Ichabod Fernandez. Lovato and Fernandez talked at the popular Lower 40 Steak House in Montecito...

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Funny story: President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...

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Funny story: California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...

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Funny story: A Huge Majority of California Voters Say Trump Is The Biggest Liar In The History of The World

A Huge Majority of California Voters Say Trump Is The Biggest Liar In The History of The World

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - The Monumental Polling Council, which is based in Rancho Cucamonga, recently conducted a poll of all of the registered voters in the entire state and the results were quite eye-opening. The results showed, without a...

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Funny story: Pacific Gas & Electric plans shutdown of power to entire state of California

Pacific Gas & Electric plans shutdown of power to entire state of California

Due to the latest outbreak of fire caused by its own faulty transmission wires, PG&E has said it simply can’t afford too many more homeless bringing lawsuits against the company. Once again, as with the recent horrific Kincaid fire in Northern...

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