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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad

Ivanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are reporting that D.J. Trump’s favorite child has decided that she wants to move to California. Ivanka Trump, 39, confided to her half-sister Tiffany Maples-Trump that she is sick and tired of her…

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Funny story: Ashley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate

Ashley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate

We've been reading about and watching Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen since they were mere babes. We've come to think of them as a set, even as they've grown up and established themselves as adult fashion designers. But now Ashleyhas other ideas. "I'm…

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Funny story: California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…

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Funny story: The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – In an unprecedented decision, the US Bureau of Weather has just issued a directive condemning Death Valley. A spokeswoman for the USBW, stated that with the daily temperatures hitting the 160s, the agency…

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Funny story: Weather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho

Weather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho. Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane p…

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Funny story: How Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison

How Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison

SING SING, New York – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has announced that inmate #91069, better known as Bill Cosby, revealed how he was able to escape from Sing Sing Prison. Warden Peter Paul Figziggy told the news media that Cosby was able to escape by…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…

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Funny story: The Santa Ana Winds in California Are So Strong, They’re Picking Up Boulders The Size of Hyundai Elantras

The Santa Ana Winds in California Are So Strong, They’re Picking Up Boulders The Size of Hyundai Elantras

BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – Some of the state’s most veteran meteorologists are shaking their heads in disbelief as some of the Santa Ana Winds have been clocked at 103 mph. One long-time jalapeno farmer, Gunther Hoodhilly, 83, who…

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Funny story: California considering cruise ship voyages and additional prize packages to encourage getting the jab

California considering cruise ship voyages and additional prize packages to encourage getting the jab

California's recent enticements to encourage residents to get vaccinated has just taken an uptick, with new prize possibilities under consideration. Just days ago the state announced there will be $1.5 million cash prizes awarded to ten winners on…

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Funny story: Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…

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Funny story: The Sexually-Charged Taylor Momsen is Back and With Balls

The Sexually-Charged Taylor Momsen is Back and With Balls

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just informed the entertainment world that the hard-rockin,’ vulgar-mouthed Taylor Momsen is back – and she’s back with balls and a vengeance-from-just-this-side-of-hell. Momsen had taken a 5-year hia…

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Funny story: California Has Decided to Ban Christmas

California Has Decided to Ban Christmas

SACRAMENTO – (Satire News) – The Golden State has just issued a proclamation banning Christmas. A spokesperson for Governor Gavin Newsom stated that after days and days of fiery debate, the California senate has decided that it is just too damn ef…

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Funny story: California Fears That The Golden Gate Bridge Could End Up in Nevada

California Fears That The Golden Gate Bridge Could End Up in Nevada

CARPINTERIA, California – (Satire News) - There is lots of concern in California, as earthquake experts from Left Coast College are predicting that a big earthquake could be right around the corner. According to tests being run in Japan, they fee…

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Wants To Buy a Soccer Team

Maria Sharapova Wants To Buy a Soccer Team

MANHATTAN BEACH, California - (Sports Satire) – Maria Sharapova, one of the greatest female tennis players of all-time, says that the rumors of her wanting to buy a professional soccer team are, in fact, true. The statuesque, 6-foot-2-inch tennis…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Will Be Signing a Presidential Executive Order Disqualifying All of The Votes Cast in California and New York

Donald Trump Says He Will Be Signing a Presidential Executive Order Disqualifying All of The Votes Cast in California and New York

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Vox Populi News Agency, Trump says that every vote that was cast in California and New York state will be nullified. He stated that he has personally investigated the situation, and found that vo…

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Funny story: Three States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties

Three States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - The National Department of Forestry has just issued a mandate that, effective immediately, the inconsiderate practice of having gender reveal parties outside using fireworks will be prohibited. The Pismo Beach Purpo…

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…

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