Written by Frank Michaels

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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Yeah, it's mine... mine, mine, mine!

A California couple who found a six cans of buried gold coins, perhaps valued at $10 million (USD) may not be so lucky in the end.

The US Department of 'We Own it All' (USDWOA) has connected this stash to a theft that took place wayyy back in 1900... and while the coins themselves cannot in anyway be connected to that event, the government has stated that it is theirs to take.

Speaking anonymously, a government employee of the Barry Regime has gone on record saying that, "This is too much wealth for anyone except the government. It is ours. Did you really expect us to let them have it?"

California Governor, Moonbeam, has agreed that no proof is required and that the coins belong to those in command of the SemiUnified States of North America.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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