Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals The Names of Her Two Tits

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals The Names of Her Two Tits

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her tit…

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Funny story - Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal Jac...

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Funny story - Dolly Parton’s Breast Reduction Surgery Was a Huge Success

Dolly Parton’s Breast Reduction Surgery Was a Huge Success

BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The doctor’s who performed singer Dolly Parton’s breast reduction surgery have stated that the TRS (Tits Reduction Surgery) took one hour and 35 minutes. Dr. Billy Bobby “Sure Hands” Grabalintino, 51, informed the T…

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Funny story - Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.

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Funny story - Granny At Nursing Home Has Boob Job

Granny At Nursing Home Has Boob Job

Even though most of the other residents at the Loma Linda Nursing home in California were paying little attention to Granny Merle Rutherford, she had just returned to her room there with brand new boobs. "Oh the old boys in the lobby have noticed,...

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Funny story - Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...

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Funny story - A Woman With Humongous Breasts Makes Dolly Parton Look Anorexic

A Woman With Humongous Breasts Makes Dolly Parton Look Anorexic

ROULETTE WHEEL, Nevada - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa says that a dental hygienist who lives in the small town of Roulette Wheel has the biggest tits on both sides of the Mississippi. The woman identified as Dayto…

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Funny story - Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

HONOLULU - Cameron Diaz was sunning herself on Honolulu Beach oblivious to the crowd that had formed around her. As she looked up she suddenly noticed that she had at least a dozen admirers. Cameron who has never been shy suddenly stood up and beg...

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Funny story - Big Breasted Women - All Down Through History

Big Breasted Women - All Down Through History

This is Lance Bottomly - famous Hollywood gossip Journalist - just doing a little Hollywood type article. (Need the money for the rent.) These type of Entertainment articles sell quickly. Actors with the biggest Dicks - Women with the biggest…

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Funny story - A Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest

A Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just announced that a Windy City Hooters waitress has captured "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America Contest." 24-year-old Miffy Knockapello, of Cicero, easily won the boob contes…

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Funny story - A Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To

A Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To

BISON BUTT, Montana - (Satire News) - When little Norma Sue McVentura was only 5, she noticed that she already had a bigger rack than her two older cousins, who were 16 and 17. Norma Sue's mom actually bought her, her very first training bra at th…

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Funny story - Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.

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Funny story - 38DD Busty Singaporean Banker Leaked Laptop Racy Photos Cause Stir in Asia Pacific

38DD Busty Singaporean Banker Leaked Laptop Racy Photos Cause Stir in Asia Pacific

A popular blog recently posted topless photos of a busty woman allegedly working in Singapore at a US related bank. This Singaporean woman has been exposed herself and her "secret double life" on the internet with different sexy lingerie and biki...

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Funny story - A Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real

A Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A woman, who resides in Pensacola, recently told Pensacola’s ABC Affiliate Channel 44, that her size 44-DDDDDDD tits are positively 100% natural. Hilda Brisquette, who is an unemployed prostitute told Channel 4…

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Funny story - Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Country Music singing star and actress Dolly Parton admitted that she has always had trouble with her large breasts going back to childbirth. "While most babies get a normal, vaginal delivery," said Parton, "mine was a little bit different." "It...

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Funny story - Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...

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Funny story - Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...

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Funny story - Research Studies Show That Cold Weather Will Not Make a Woman’s Nipples Erect

Research Studies Show That Cold Weather Will Not Make a Woman’s Nipples Erect

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A recent gynecological survey has just revealed a very interesting thing about adult women’s breasts. The study which was conducted by a team of gynecologists from Illinois, California, Texas, and Vermont proved without-a…

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Funny story - Man Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage

Man Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage

A man who watched an old video clip of the BBC's Graham Norton TV show with guests Mark Ruffalo, John Bishop, Rufus Wainwright, and female rapper Nicki Minaj, has said he was a little taken aback by the singer's cleavage. Moys Kenwood, 57, and old…

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Funny story - Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

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