Funny story - Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...

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Funny story - Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...

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Funny story - Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

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Funny story - Ian Somerhalder Denies That Nina Dobrev Has Had A Boob Job

Ian Somerhalder Denies That Nina Dobrev Has Had A Boob Job

BROOKLYN - One-half of the happiest celebrity couple in all of LaLaLand Ian Somerhalder was in Brooklyn visiting an old friend. Somerhalder who stars as Damon Salvatore on the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries along with Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesl...

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Funny story - Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...

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Funny story - Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal Jac...

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Funny story - Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...

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Funny story - Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...

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Funny story - Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil! Sorry ladies, but the oils do n...

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Funny story - Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.

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Funny story - Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again

Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again

It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...

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Funny story - Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident. An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.

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Funny story - Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...

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Funny story - Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

In a sensational outburst on UK television, enigmatic commitment phobic George Clooney has revealed that he hasn't had an orgasm with a woman since the Millenium. Clooney (47), the second sexiest man on the planet whose thumbs are reportedly insu...

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Funny story - Lara Croft's Tits Bigger Than Before

Lara Croft's Tits Bigger Than Before

A man who often notices these kinds of things, has noticed that animated game character, Lara Croft, is 'bigger in the bosom' than she used to be - or so it seems. Lara, who stars in new game 'Relic Run', and used to be in 'Tomb Raider', can be se...

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Funny story - Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who compl...

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Funny story - Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Funny story - Taylor Swift Admits To Mastectomy As First Part of Sex Change, But Said Nobody Noticed

Taylor Swift Admits To Mastectomy As First Part of Sex Change, But Said Nobody Noticed

Country Music singer Taylor Swift has admitted that frustration over her breakup with boyfriend Taylor Lautner caused her to take what she now considers radical steps. Upset with her body, the young woman says that she strongly considered a sex chan...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story - Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.

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