FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terrorists and did not notice Coulter's "knobs", at all.
"Look at these girls, guys," Coulter said during the discussions.
The talking heads looked at Coulter, who had, by then, removed her blouse and over-the-shoulder-walnuts holder, but apparently the five men did not notice anything of note.
"Hey! Check these knockers out. Don't you think they're at least as good as Kate Middleton's," she asked.
One of the panelists, Senator Rand Paul, (R) Kentucky, was particularly interested in her legs though.
"I didn't notice her blouse was off," Paul said later, off camera.
"She has absolutely in-fucking-credible legs, and that is why I kept dropping my pencil on the floor and bending down to pick it up... so I could look upskirt (her). I did not notice she had any tits; well she doesn't have a tit on her body, but I did notice she had on no panties."
"Look at my tits," Coulter screamed.
"Well, show us some tits and we'll look at them," snapped Gordon Liddy.
"Fuck you queers," an angry Coulter stated as she walked off in a huff.
NOTE: Actually, she doesn't have any tits, but that is just my humble reporter's opinion.