Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Wednesday, 16 May 2007


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Kellie Pickler is tired of speculation about her breasts

Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery.

Yesterday, she appeared on a Hollywood radio show and again deflected answers about a boob job. "That's all anyone wants to talk about now is my boobs," said Kellie. I'm 20 years old and they're still supposed to be growing and hot and perky."

The Spoof has learned that it was not Kellie, but another former American Idol who had breast surgery. Season Two winner Ruben Studdard has admitted to having breast reduction. "I had to get rid of my man boobs," he said. "Them things was bigger than my lady friends. They was makin' my back hurt and I was tired of trying to find bras in my size."

"In fact, I sent Scott Savol and Sundance Head (other large, male American Idol contestants) to my Doc and they've also had their knockers reduced."

"Now I can go swimming safely without fear of people making fun of my man boobs. I can do what most guys do on the beach, watch for girls to fall out of their bikinis!"

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