Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Monday, 21 May 2007

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Emma Watson grows three sizes for this Harry Potter movie

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pair of double d's!

Hmm, looking at the magic word again, she went from "a bra" ca "d bra!"

Flim director David Yates said that "it's not that we were upset with actress Emma Watson's shortcomings. She's has huge talents in some areas, but just not all of them that are needed to help promote a movie to teens and young adult males (and dirty old men)."

"Besides that, I think that movie goers this summer are going to have had enough of Keira Knightly and the eleven year old, flat chested look by the time our film comes out. They want to see their heroines with huge knockers!"

In a related story: When the magic words were announced that turned Emma Watson from an average teen to Dolly Partonesque, under-developed women and adolescents all over the world begin chanting those magic words.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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