It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.
Dressed in a little black number which is usually par for the course, Miss Bacall was seen at the opening night of There's a Gypsy in my Soul Musical, with her hair scraped back, a string of pearls and her tits on display.
Miss Bacall quite oblivious to the dress malfunction, ignored onlookers, who tried to politely suggest that she put away those African Elephants Ears.
In her hay day Miss Bacall had her pick of all Hollywood's leading men, and was known for saying "come up and goose me sometime."
Probably her best know opposite star was legend Humphrey Bogart, who admitted that he could not keep up with her demands, and that she would shag him senseless every night.
It is rumoured that Miss Bacall flashed her tits as a stunt, to try and make a come back.
Norma Snockers for Satellite TV reported "that all the Film Directors present, offered her large sums of money to put them away and retire gracefully."
