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Man Got Huge Erection Whilst Looking At Catalogue

Funny story: Man Got Huge Erection Whilst Looking At Catalogue

An out-of-work waster who decided to leaf through the pages of a mail order clothing catalogue, was pleasantly surprised when he got a huge hard-on. Ron Dickson had time on his hands, and picked up his wife's Freeman's catalogue when he saw it lyi...

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Alice Horn beats US Open officials in closely contested match

Funny story: Alice Horn beats US Open officials in closely contested match

New Yawk, New Yawk--Tennis player Alize (French for “Alice”) Cornet (French for “Horn”) took off her shirt during a US Open match against Sweden's Johanna (Swedish for “Joanna”) Larsson (Swedish for “Larson”). Horn claims she was “hot.” (Many male...

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Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny

Funny story: Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny

When severely questioned about where his life's course could have taken him, 45-year-old William Peters confessed that cleavage had completely screwed up his destiny. "After I finished my doctoral studies, I seriously could have been an archaeol...

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Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

Funny story: Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil! Sorry ladies, but the oils do n...

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Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown!

Funny story: Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown!

A women who once wanted her boobs to be filled with silicone is now telling women all over the world to love their saggy boobs just like she does! As one can imagine the silicone industry is not impressed by this lovely lady caressing her sagging...

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Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Funny story: Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...

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Allegations Emerge That During A Water Landing of A Jet, Trump Asked Beauty Contestant if He Could Use Her Ass "As A Flotation Device." Stewardess Claims Also To Have Overhead Trump Saying His Cock Would Make A Good Snorkel

Funny story: Allegations Emerge That During A Water Landing of A Jet, Trump Asked Beauty Contestant if He Could Use Her Ass "As A Flotation Device." Stewardess Claims Also To Have Overhead Trump Saying His Cock Would Make A Good Snorkel

Washington DC - While Hillary Clinton's campaign is subject to the "drip, drip, drip" of embarrassing emails, Republican nominee Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign is facing a deluge of stories about past sexual conduct that has taken a serious tol...

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Bird Tables Recalled After Bachelor Finds Sparrows All Over Bird Bath

Funny story: Bird Tables Recalled After Bachelor Finds Sparrows All Over Bird Bath

A leading lonely hearts magazine has withdrawn advertisements for bird tables, which misleadingly claim that a certain brand of bird table will attract hundreds of 18-30 year old single women to suburban gardens. The publicity photograph shows s...

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Bust Size & Tips

Every waitress wants TIPS. The American scientist Michael Lynn conducted a study of 482 waitresses at the age of 18 years and older. Waitresses rated themselves and answer the following questions: 1. In what year were you born? 2. What is your bra size? 3. What color is your hair? 4. How big around is your waist? 5. How big around are your hips? 6. How tall are you? 7. How much do you...

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Pancake Day jibe for silly Amal Clooney

The Hague, Netherlands - Human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has been cut down to size by Stonkerz magazine after being dubbed 'Princess Pancake' on account of her flat 30A-cup tits. The Pancake Day award comes with a year's supply of brassiere cup...

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Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...

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Hooters to put a giggle in servers' wiggle

Funny story: Hooters to put a giggle in servers' wiggle

Under pressure from hairy-legged feminists, Hooters, a restaurant whose servers--young, nubile women in short shorts and abbreviated shirts emblazoned with the faces of owls whose eyes are "strategically positioned" to frame the wearers' breasts--is...

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Beauty pageant contestant "in it to win it"

Funny story: Beauty pageant contestant "in it to win it"

In an ill-advised attempt to win the Ms. Californicate Beauty Contest, Chanelle Bigguns whipped off her bikini top, flashing the judges with not one, but (count 'em!) both, of her beautiful, bouncing boobs. She claimed that her tactic was "a wardr...

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Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

At 56, Madonna has posed topless for a magazine photo shoot, hoping to prove that the same 16-year-old boys first experiencing the wonders of manhood by masturbating to her nude photos 30 years ago, will still do as lonely, broken, well-moisturized m...

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Topless Protest

GAWK, NEW YAK -- Nadine Gary, president of GoTopless compaign, protested the comments that some spectators made concerning Go Topless Day--or, more specifically, concerning those who participated in the event. "They had the audacity to rate our boobs...

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In Columbia, no nudes is good nudes

BOGATA -- Paola Builes Aristzabal, who won the title of Miss Antioquia by showing off her curvaceous figure, was "shocked" to learn that she has been disqualified as a contestant in the Miss Columbia beauty pageant. Judges stripped the naughty Mis...

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NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

Funny story: NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

New York City - The National Football League (NFL) has decided that they aren't going to let girls play during the 2014-2015 season. The NFL has made that same decision since the roots of its formation in 1920. The consensus of the owners of all 3...

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Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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