It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence.
Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, Gary Glitter, Pete Townshend, Michael Jackson in same sentence with Pedophilia' has the entertainment world been so consumed in a mass frenzy to get their hands on a story.
106-year old Bernice Muffinhead from Kansas said that she never thought she'd live to see the day:
"Miley Cyrus and tits, yes. Now that I could see", she croaked, " but that awful Palin woman and lovely Nick Jonas and that Efron kid? Shee-it, boy, no that I never thought I'd witness".
The sad fact of the story is that there actually isn't a story at all.
"It's just a highly suggestive headline and nothing more. But with a headline like that, who needs a story. A picture would be nice, though...", said a spokesman from the E! entertainment.
