OTTAWA, Canada - One of the most famous breast models in Canada, Quintessa Saginaw, 29, has sued her plastic surgeon Dr. Pierre Takabuki.
Ms. Saginaw says that she went in for a simple breast augmentation and when she came out of the operating room and she first looked in the mirror she almost fainted from the shock.
She said that for starters, for some reason, the doctor had put the two silicone implants in the same knocker. One of her mammary glands is now a DD-cup while the other is a C-cup.
Saginaw also said that her nipples have gone from looking like pencil erasers to being inverted.
She cannot believe what Dr. Takabuki has done to her once lovely-looking hooters. She added that to make things worse, she noticed that her left nipple has ended up on her right boob, and her right nipple has ended up on her left boob.
When Dr. Takabuki was questioned about Ms. Saginaw's claims, he replied, "I don't know what she is taking about. I have been dealing with tits all of my life and I have literally performed over 9,000 such operations.
I think that Ms. Saginaw is still disoriented from the medication. But I will get my stethescope and tongue depressor and I will look into it, or rather, I will look at 'them,' meaning the pair of Ms. Saginaw's melons.
I will definitely try and determine if maybe, and the key word here is maybe, I may have been just a little wee bit off in my measurements.
But you know what, if I was somewhat off, all I can say is that it won't be the first time and it certainly won't be the last time.
And believe me when I say that my ever so slight addiction to alcoholic beverages has nothing whatsoever to do with it at all."
Miss Saginaw has already retained the Canadian law firm of Dumont, Dupree, Dungaree, & Bidet which is considered to be one of the top three law firms dealing in lawsuits of a knockers nature.
Just last week Seth Dungaree won a $2.9 million dollar settlement for a 72-year-old Montreal woman who had gone in to have her implants taken out and the doctor accidentally rubbed off her left tit's tattoo.
In a related story. Quintessa's boyfriend, Franz Poopon, a professional hockey player who plays for the Nova Scotia Shivering Reindeer says that he will love Quinty no matter what.
He added that he would still kiss her and he would not even close his eyes. Poopon added that even if Quinty had eight tits like his Labrador Retriever, he would still let her sleep in his bed and let her cook all of his favorite dishes for him.
