A List of 10 Tweets From Marjorie Taylor Greene
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered by many Republicans to be a very sexy and erotic woman. The Democrats, on the other hand, regard her as the female Ted "Dracula" Cruz, except that she is not from Guatemala li…
Read full storyDue To His 36,000 Plus Lies, Trump Now Has a Horrendous Tongue Infection
MIAMI - (Spoof News) - Despite countless warnings from his soon-to-be-ex-wife Melania, the notorious liar known as Moby Dickless refused to stop his deceitful ways. Now, personal physician Dr. Yang Fufi has revealed that the Pussy Grabber has deve…
Read full storyColorado Now Ships Marijuana To Every State In The Union Plus To 17 Countries
DENVER - (Spoof News) - The Mile High City is exporting its finest green to all 50 states and 17 countries worldwide, including China, Norway, Ethiopia, and Macedonia. Local pot farmers credit the Rocky Mountain snowmelt for nourishing the plants…
Read full storyA List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump
BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE WHALE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED In a shocking turn of events, sources close to "The Evil Fatso" confirm that his days of freedom are numbered. It's said that the walls of his New York State courthouse cell are literally closing…
Read full storyKing Charles III Rejects Visit With Son Harry
After Harry called King Charles III's wife, the Queen Consort Camilla, dangerous and like an evil stepmother in his book Spare, King Charles III said he was too busy to visit with his son Harry during Harry’s surprise visit to London as part of Harry…
Read full storyKevin McCarthy and His Hair Just Want to be Loved, Like Elvis
Kevin McCarthy isn’t happy, and it’s not necessarily the Democrats' fault! (Well, it is, but he hasn’t gotten around to saying that since he’s just so angry!) Kevin has insisted that he does NOT and has never used the Hair Club for Men. Some ev…
Read full storyRon Gets Hypnotized By An Anaconda
Ronnie DontSayIt (or however you spell it) has come out of the closet! He was locked in when the janitor left for the night, and he did some long hard thinking until the sun came up. Why doesn’t Ron like transexual people? Why the vocal hatred?…
Read full storyAnd Now For Something Completely Taliban
Q: How many Taliban does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One Million! One to find a book on how to screw in lightbulbs and read it, and 999,999 to whip the living shit out of any woman or girl who dares read the same book. Q: How many Taliban…
Read full storyBeloved Childhood Characters All Turning Trans
To spite Ron DeSantis, major British publishers have sent out a call to all writers – please write as many children’s books involving transsexuals as possible. In fact, the publishers are even thinking about rewriting old kid’s books with ONLY transs…
Read full storyFirst American All-Trannie Whorehouse Opens in Nevada
Nevada has opened the first American transgender whorehouse called "Train Time with Trannies", and business is booming! Much of the clientele prefer to remain nameless and masked, but a high-powered telescope with x-ray attachment on this reporter…
Read full storyThe Taliban Has Joined Ukraine In It's Fight Against The Evil Russian Empire
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Spoof News) - The president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu has just informed the world media that the Taliban 7th Infantry Regiment has landed in Izyum, and they are preparing to attack Putin's military forces which occupy the city,…
Read full storyWhataburger Is The Nation's First Fast Food Restaurant To Add Valet Parking
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that Whataburger Inc. has become America's first fast food restaurant to add valet parking. Lexi Aspen, with Cloud 9, notes that Whataburgers are so good that even ex…
Read full storyLooks like it might be a Trump/Cuomo Republican ticket in 2024
Donald Trump might be a narcissistic, psychopathic POS who shouldn’t be anywhere near the Oval Office, but let’s give him some credit for creativity. The man could reasonably be indicted for his role in the January 6th insurrection or for trying to i…
Read full storyAfghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
Read full storyA List of 10 Towns With Very Vulgar Names
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Metro News Service has just released a groundbreaking list of the world's top 10 most vulgar named cities. According to MNS investigative reporter Joaquin Cerveza, the list was compiled by scouring through obscu…
Read full storyTime for SPAIN to Pay Up: Former World Colonizer Owes U.S.Trillions of Dollars
BREAKING NEWS: The President of Oppressed Americans of NJ, NYC, released a copy of a memo that he sent to Señor Excellent Presidente in Madrid this morning. When he woke up this morning, he became "woke" to the fact that if the Spanish Conquistadores…
Read full storyPresident Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…
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