Q: How many Taliban does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One Million! One to find a book on how to screw in lightbulbs and read it, and 999,999 to whip the living shit out of any woman or girl who dares read the same book.
Q: How many Taliban does it take to write their own names?
A: One million and two. One to find a piece of charcoal, one to find a piece of paper, and a million to find someone with enough education to spell.
Q: What’s the difference between a Taliban and a baboon’s ass?
A: The baboon’s ass doesn’t need a shave.
Q: What’s the difference between an all-male gay orgy and the Taliban?
A: In the orgy, men may stroke their own or each other’s cocks and talk about making love all night long. With the Taliban, men may stroke their own or each other’s guns and talk about torturing women all year long.
Q: What’s the difference between a Cock-Sucking Queen and the Taliban?
A: The Queen likes to give head and the Taliban likes to take heads.
Q: Why don’t the Taliban go camping?
A: Because their goats don’t like to cuddle in the sleeping bag.
Q: What’s the difference between a rancid corpse and the Taliban?
A: The rancid corpse smells nice.
Q: What’s the difference between a hobbit and the Taliban?
A: The hobbit’s feet are less hairy.
Q: What’s the difference between the Pope and the Taliban?
A: The Pope’s flowing robes cost more and aren’t covered in goat shit.
Q: What do the Taliban have in common with Stormy Daniels?
A: They both fucked Donald Trump.
Q: What’s the difference between the Taliban and an American mass shooting?
A: The Taliban don’t have schools so they do their mass shooting outside.
Q: Why can’t a Taliban read the Koran?
A: Because there were no educated girls to teach him.
Q: Why are the Taliban always so sleepy?
A: Because they grow opium, not coffee.
Q: What’s the difference between a pimp and the Taliban?
A: The pimp works his bitches, but the Taliban kills his bitches.
Q: What’s the difference between Cheech and Chong and the Taliban?
A: Cheech and Chong get stoned, but the Taliban just stone.
Q: What’s the difference between Cheech and Chong and the Taliban?
A: Cheech and Chong smoke it, but the Taliban just grows and sells it.
Q: Why don’t the Taliban talk about their penis sizes?
A: Because if they were any smaller, they’d be women, and then they’d have to stone themselves.
Q: Why don’t the Taliban like Teslas?
A: Because they haven’t discovered electricity yet.
