MIAMI - (Spoof News) - Despite countless warnings from his soon-to-be-ex-wife Melania, the notorious liar known as Moby Dickless refused to stop his deceitful ways.
Now, personal physician Dr. Yang Fufi has revealed that the Pussy Grabber has developed one of the worst tongue infections he has seen in his 37-year medical career.
According to Dr. Fufi, Trump's tongue resembles something one might find at the very bottom of the Pacific Ocean. He warns that if Trump doesn't curb his childish lying soon, his tongue could literally fall off within months.
SIDENOTE: Dr. Fufi suggested a tongue transplant, but the Orange Nazi claimed he couldn't afford it.
