LONDON - (Gossip Satire) - The BBC, which is the best source for current affairs (no pun intended) is reporting that a source within Buckingham Palace, has revealed that King Charles III, informed her that he is totally smitten with the lovely, luscious, lascivious Cheryl Cole.
The Buck House source, who reportedly works in the palace laundry room, where dirty laundry is aired (no pun intended) expressed that Chas, as Miss Cole calls him says that he has not had such pubic feelings since 1999, when he had a private dinner with sex goddess Elizabeth Hurley.
It is no secret that Charlie, as his estranged daughter-in-law (Meghan Markle) calls him has a thing (no pun intended) for the ladies.
Meanwhile his wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles shrugs it off by saying that at the end of the day, Charles comes home to her and her home-cooked Lemon and Asparagus Crumpets.
