Fox Sports Enters The Transfer Portal

Funny story written by Uncle DD

Wednesday, 1 March 2023

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Charlotte, NC – A verified statement has just been released via the Fox Sports news desk that the organization is officially seeking a new home.

The official release read in part, “Since we first joined 20th Century Fox and the Fox Broadcasting Company and the entire FOX family back on August 12, 1994, our inception date, our mission was and will always be to be the world leader in providing the best in broadcast sports, play and entertainment.

"As the Fox Sports Media Group, our foundation is structured solely for the opportunity to reach the masses of people who seek the highest in quality of the art form from their content provider.

"Of course, as one would expect, it comes with the heaviest of hearts that our sports family is now in the process of seeking a new broadcast partner, in order to continue providing the penultimate experience for our viewers and sponsorship.

"Going further, as we approach this new horizon, we’d like to thank those who have been there with us from the beginning and up until now as we assume this new direction…”

In a verified joint statement from the Fox Broadcasting Company and Fox News, their official response release read in whole, “FUCK THOSE FUCKIN’ MOTHERFUCKERS!”

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