LONDON - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the 74-year-old ruling monarch of the United Kingdom, King Charles III, has a huge royal crush on the sexy sexpot British singer Cheryl Cole, who at 39, is young enough to be his granddaughter.
Chas, as most Scottish, Irish, Welsh, and Laotians call him recently told Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart, that he has decided to honor his new BFF (Cheryl Cole) by changing Buckingham Palace's The Margaret Thatcher Commemorative Bedroom to The Cheryl Cole Commemorative Bedroom.
Miss Tart, who recently divorced her hubby of 32 years, when she learned that he had a soccer betting gambling problem, noted that although there are some Brits who do not approve of the name change, Charlie has emphasized that those bitter, hate-filled, arrogantonians can simply build a bridge and get over it, like they say in San Francisco. ■
