MEXICALI, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Manchester United soccer team is on a world whirlwind tour and they are scheduled to play half a dozen teams in exhibition games.
In their latest game, Man U coached by Erik ten Hag, was quite disappointed as the "Diablos Rojos" as the Red Devils are known in Mexico and throughtout Latin America, were soundly beaten by the Hot Sauce of Mexicali.
Mexicali super star, Francisco Felix Del Fondue, scored all three goals for the Hot Sauce.
The game was played at Mexicali's brand new soccer stadium named "Las Muchachas Chulas Soccer Stadium."
The team is sponsored by Las Maracas Mucho Caliente Hot Sauce, which prides itself in being 17 times hotter than the Jorge Jose Brand Jalapenos.
The Hot Sauce team colors are rojo and colorado, which are described as bright red and brighter red.
El Ole News Agency is reporting that some of the Man U players said that drinking bottles of papaya flavored Gatorade made their stomachs upset.
SIDENOTE: Meanwhile the manager of the Hot Sauce, Enrico "Chico" Enriquez responded by saying that not one of his players got sick and proclaimed that the Red Devils were just feeling embarrassed, abashed, and disconcerted.
