Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

Written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 26 June 2020

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"Yeah, I got a check."

It now seems as if several dead people received stimulus checks. So, what do you expect? Trump’s in charge. He’s the one who announced, There were some good Nazis.

One has to wonder whether he learned anything in school or through life lessons.

He also announced the government would stop funding testing for coronavirus.

Why?

Because: When you test, the numbers go up, and it makes Trump look bad!

Add incompetent, irresponsible, self-absorbed, and rock dumb. Trump is the president of Trump and not the people of the United States of America.

So, dead people received stimulus checks! Probably a few monkeys, parrots, and dolphins received stimulus checks, too. Remember, Trump and his team are in charge of the Treasury Department.

And in no way was he attempting to stimulate the dead back to life again, although he will surely announce, “They were fine, fine, really great dead people.”

“But they’re dead.”

“There were some good and some bad dead people who received stimulus checks. God will be the final judge. And like me, god is tough. Good guy, god. One of the greatest. Very, very special. Helped Moses part the Pacific Ocean.”

Meanwhile, while generously giving stimulus checks to the dead, Trump cut off the money spigot for coronavirus testing. “Numbers make me look bad.” It’s all about Trump.

So, your parrot might have coronavirus, receives a stimulus check, coughs in your direction, and, because of the Trump example, you aren’t wearing a mask, and you get the virus. Not to worry. The parrot will be okay. The parrot is tough. Tough like god and Trump. Plus, the parrot has a stimulus check.

The parrot will vote for Trump.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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