Now That Roseanne Barr Has Revealed That Trump is a Woman, Many Are Wondering if He Will Be Grabbing Himself by the You-Know-What

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 26 June 2020

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Trump said that Roseanne's hooha looks like a woodchuck.

BROOKLYN – The woman who was once 'the' Roseanne Barr, sat in a hotel room and rattled off some semi-incoherent blabbings.

Coming out of leftfield, the space cadet revealed some earth-shattering info. She said that President Trump is a woman. Yes, a woman, as in a female.

Many individuals, both Democrat and Republican, are now wondering if POTUS will be grabbing himself by his pus*y.

Roseanne Barr is getting uglier and uglier as she gets older and older. And, as they say in the South, the woman is “Coyote Ugly”.

This potty-mouthed witch never met a pill she didn’t like. She has enough skin on her face to make a flotation device for a plow horse.

And there is something definitely going on with her nasal passages; it’s just allergies she says…sure, and the Kalahari Desert is just a little old sandbox.

Roseanne Barr, who could possibly be related to that other volcano-sized goofy-looking ass wipe, Billy Barr, has been so irrelevant for so long, that she is desperate for attention.

But, be that as it may, someone - perhaps a psychiatrist? - needs to tell her that her 15 minutes of fame were up 15 years ago.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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