President claims to have beaten world record in intelligence by identifying giraffe
Donald Trump has proved once again that he is the cleverest man on Earth, when he was shown a picture of a giraffe, which he had never seen before, and recognised the animal. "It's truly unbelievable," said White House Doctor Geoff Brown. "His acu…
Read full storyYour star sign has changed!
Hot off the press is news that NASA have added a constellation in to the traditional canon of twelve star signs, Ophiuchus. "There's always been a gap in the heavens between Scorpio and Sagittarius," said NASA spokesperson, Katherine Johnson. "Oph…
Read full storyUpdate: Suicidal Man Seeks Coronavirus Infection
Madison Ave., New York City. Special to The Spoof. That timid, despondent man who was sent to the psychiatric ward at Bellevue in May, after repeated attempts to contract the Covid-19 virus by hugging intensive care virus patients at Queens Hospital…
Read full storyTrump White House Coverup, Again
The latest attempt to coverup Donald Trump’s incompetence: Hospitals are ordered to send their coronavirus statistics to the White House instead of the CDC. How come? Because the Trump White House is (don’t laugh) better able to disperse coronavir…
Read full storyCrime figures soar after Lockdown ends
After four months of economic turmoil, in which businesses went bust, bankruptcies went through the roof, and industry and the manufacturing sector were decimated, there was good news at last, today, when it was revealed that crime figures are back t…
Read full storyMan claims spoof writers are using fake names
A writer on a satirical news website called The Spoof has said that its writers are using names which are obviously not their own. Harold Meaner has been a sometime contributor to the site since 2007, but says that, unlike himself, others are bein…
Read full storyMiami Dolphins keeping their name
In an immediate response to a story in the news earlier today, it's been confirmed that the Miami Dolphins will not, in fact, be dispensing with the 'Dolphins' part of their name. A spokesman at the franchise said he didn't know how these ridiculo…
Read full storyMan Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie
Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…
Read full storyAlien Takeover: Trump, Politicians, and the Coronavirus
Physicist, parapsychologist, and ufologist, Dr. Stanton Marrs, has an explanation for the mess the United States finds itself in. “On one level, it’s easy to blame Trump and politicians, in general, for the COVID-19 disaster, and our nation’s pe…
Read full storyFootball clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching
British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…
Read full story85 year-old OAP arrested for wearing mask in corner shop!
Confucius say: "Nothing is more confusing than British PMs!" After listening to official, non-transparent, and very confusing guidelines dished out by Boris Johnson on his ageing square-box TV, OAP, Joe Brummer, from Worthington, trundled off to h…
Read full storyRed Lives Matter Demands That The Kansas City Chiefs Change Their Name
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – The Red Lives Matter organization, which is one of the newest of the ‘Lives Matter’ groups, has just put out a directive to the Kansas City Chiefs organization. A spokeswoman for the group has demanded that Clark Knobel Hun…
Read full storyJail Guards Catch Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Trying to Dig a Tunnel in Her Jail Cell
BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…
Read full storyMary Trump's Bombshell Book Reveals Her Uncle Donald Trump To Be One Big Egomaniac
NEW YORK CITY – Mary Trump has always felt that she had the uncle from hell. As a little girl, she saw that he was nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical, pompous jerk, who had more respect for Adolf Hitler than he had for women; including hi…
Read full storyNew Corona Symptom: Severe Hunger For Bats?
Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, scientists at the CDC announced an array of new symptoms that may occur during a COVID-19 infection. The researchers warned that a runny nose, sore throat and congestion are being added to the list of misery that comes wi…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews
HOLLYWOOD – In a move that those in the entertainment business are calling the Tinsel Town Pearl Harbor, long-time "Dancing With The Stars" co-hosts, Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews, are out of the ballroom and now dancing out on the street. Suddenl…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex sat down with a writer for Playboy Magazine, and talked about everything from Donald Trump’s silly comb-over hairdo, to the size of Queen Elizabeth’s sandals. Meghan, who is a swimsuit model for Victoria’…
Read full storyNASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…
Read full storyMan Wondered Where His Favorite Plate Had Gone
A man, who many of his acquaintances believe may be a borderline sufferer of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), is reported to have become frustrated, irritated, annoyed and, finally, enraged, when he couldn't find his favorite plate last night, an…
Read full storyHull City Boss Grant McCann: "We Were Better In Second Half"
It was a difficult night for all connected with Hull City last night, as the Tigers bumbled, stumbled, and tumbled to an extraordinary 8-0 defeat at the hands of fellow-strugglers, Wigan Athletic, but boss, Grant McCann was still able to pick a posit…
Read full storyMiami Dolphins To Ditch 'Dolphins' After Protest
News coming out of the Everglades, this morning, is that the Miami Dolphins are the latest team to come under the spotlight with regard to their name, which, say protestors, undeniably portrays dolphins in a bad light. After the Washington Redskin…
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