Red Lives Matter Demands That The Kansas City Chiefs Change Their Name

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 15 July 2020

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There are 574 different Native-American tribes in the United States, and 571 are members of The Red Lives Matter movement.

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – The Red Lives Matter organization, which is one of the newest of the ‘Lives Matter’ groups, has just put out a directive to the Kansas City Chiefs organization.

A spokeswoman for the group has demanded that Clark Knobel Hunt, 55, major owner of the team, change the highly racist name as soon as possible.

It was noted that Native-Americans have been ignored by the United States government, even more than the Pisogovian-Americans and the Mookaslavian-Americans.

RLM finds it interesting that, when white people complained about a high school in Pocatello, Idaho, having the racist name “Barbarians”, the name was changed within 36 hours of an official complaint.

And when a group of French-Americans complained about a junior college in Massachusetts being named the “White Flaggers”, that name was changed within 3 hours and 25 minutes.

Red Lives Matter, proudly boasts that they have been instrumental in changing the names of the John Wayne Airport in Santa Ana, California; the John Wayne High School in Oshkosh, Wisconsin; and the John Wayne Senior Home For Injun Bashers in Pensacola, Florida.

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