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Nearly Nude Pics of Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola Came From Los Angeles Spa!
Los Angeles police have traced a calendar that sold on the streets for $25 back to it's source at a Los Angeles Spa, called "Take It Off!" Apparently the spa was secretly snapping photos of anyone famous that came by and gave out free first sessio...
Read full storyManchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time
Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
Read full storyThe Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011
Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly re...
Read full storyPrince William To Finally Have A Last Name
Middle America, USA - A recent survey of Americans indicate that they do not know Prince William's last name or even if he has ever had one. Some Americans believe his last name might be "Buckingham" or the longer and more unwieldy version, "Pri...
Read full storyNYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve
Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
Read full storyGanja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports
Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
Read full storyPippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
Read full storyPlayboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist
LOS ANGELES - One of the top news programs in America, Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that they have irrefutable evidence regarding so called nude photos of some of America's most popular young female singers. 3T's Papaya Ruckusgarden stated t...
Read full storyHelen Wood Tape: Super Injunction Identities Revealed?
In a brief but revealing meeting with call-girl Helen Wood, whose three-in-a-bed romps with Wayne Rooney hit the headlines two years ago and now finds herself in the middle of three high profile High Court gagging orders, has she perhaps let slip the identities of the two actors and a football legend? Kiss and Sell We meet outside in the sun-soaked backstreets of a sedate part of Manchester.
Read full storyNina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors
NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La. Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's...
Read full storyChristina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem
Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...
Read full storySnapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan
In what is being hailed in press circles as the most valuable set of snaps ever taken, a rogue paparazzo has secured the ultimate coup by papping Pippa Middleton, Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato and Michelle Keegan out of Coronation Street,...
Read full storyDIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle
A misunderstanding between designer Julia Kendell and the Durham family in Milton Keynes has resulted in the show not being aired. The DIY SOS team were called in to do their usual redecoration special for the Durham family, after learning that th...
Read full storyCongress Puts The Internet Up For Sale
Washington DC -- Faced by increased popular pressure against its moves to control and censor the Internet, Congress has decided to sell the World Wide Web to the highest bidder. "The Internet is very powerful in its ability to encourage people to...
Read full storyUproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name
There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
Read full storyAnthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"
Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...
Read full storyUS Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq
Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
Read full storyThe Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60
It's no fun turning 60. It's the official beginning of "old manhood," as in, "What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?" Or worse, "What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?" But as with most things in life, there are some positives. Change can be good. Improvements have been made. For instance, the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58. If that number hadn't improv...
Read full storyPippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Windsor, nee Middleton, physically shuddered when it was suggested that now her big sister had landed a prince, she should go for a prince too, and snaffle Prince Harry. "Dirty Harry?" she was overheard replying. "I...
Read full storyDolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Naked Pictures
Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding
LONDON - As Queen Elizabeth continues to make the final preparations for the upcoming April 29 Royal Wedding she was asked by members of the press covering the highly prestigious event about some of the invited guests. The queen replied that out o...
Read full storyPresident Obama "excited" about his new Amway business
President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...
Read full storyLocal Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids. The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...
Read full storyWayne Rooney Distraught As Chicharito Stubs His Toe In Ewood Celebrations
Having just secured a record breaking 19th league title, Manchester United players were celebrating in front of the massed ranks of their fans in the Darwen End at Ewood Park, when disaster struck. United secured the title-winning point they neede...
Read full storyKristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan
NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa Hudgens titled The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Toky...
Read full storyAlex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist
UPPER TOOTING, England - Alex Pettyfer, a young English actor who first gained world wide acclaim when he appeared in the spy thriller Stormbreaker, was seen visiting one of his high school chums Harold Blenkinsopp who resides in Upper Tooting. Alex was spotted by a reporter for The Bees Knees News Agency Birmingham Cribworthy and asked about his relationship with American actress Dianna Agron.
Read full storyMan With World's Longest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina To Go On Night Out With Man With The World's Shortest Penis And Woman With World's Smallest Vagina
The match-up that all the world has been waiting for - the men and women with the extremes in cocks and snatches - is to finally happen next month in New York, when the man with the world's longest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina...
Read full storyWayne Rooney asks Sir Alex to forbid Chicharito to pray on his knees before games, it's embarrassing!
Man Utd super-scorer, Chicharito, is deeply religious, Catholic actually, and before games he is always caught on TV, on his knees, praying to his God. His super-striker partner Wayne Rooney is not quite so religious and feels quite embarrassed h...
Read full storyNicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix
Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...
Read full storyPop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN
PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...
Read full storyNew Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing
Sebring, Fla. - A new app available for downloading promises to turn an ordinary cell phone camera into an X-Ray machine that can see through clothing. Invented by thirteen year old Randy Cummings from nearby Titusville, the middle school student sai...
Read full storyMariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...
Read full storyCelebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...
Read full storyParty Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'
Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
Read full storySelena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married
SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants. They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...
Read full storyKate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Nield Caught In The Possession of 37 Nude Photos of KatGo
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat at her kitchen table talking to her best friend Kinsey San Joaquin. KatGo, the name Kate is now going by, said that she cannot believe that the man that she trusted more than even Dancing With The Stars host...
Read full storyPete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy
London - The ex-Babyshambles singer will front a week-long wake in tribute to the NW1 singer, arranged by local cultural society Friends of Camden Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel Enterprises. Winehouse was the society's iconic poster girl and 'ra...
Read full storyBum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton
A startling new phenomenon appears to have permeated celebrity circles, and the goss columnists are calling it "Bum Rage." Apparently it started this afternoon when sources close to former 'Treasure Hunt' tight trousered helicopter woman, Anneka R...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him
VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo. Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...
Read full storyManchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo
MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...
Read full storyX-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell
CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...
Read full storyA Turkey of a Holiday
In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat
Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
Read full storyThe three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children
Once upon a time the three little pigs came to a river. "We need to cross this river," said the youngest little pig. "But we can't swim across," said the middle little pig, "there is a crocodile in the river." "Then we will need to build boats," said the oldest little pig. The three little pigs went to find things to build their boats with. The youngest little pig found a field full...
Read full storyLatest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!
Does your baby scream like a banshee when you're on the computer trying to get some work done? A nap, bottle, or diaper change may not satisfy little Jack or Janie. What the baby may want is his or her own computer. Sharing isn't all it's crac...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures for Royal Family
Her eye on the bottom line, the Queen thinks that the Royals need to cut expenditures. Rumor is that she's dictated a number of cost-saving measures that will help to cut the huge drain on the Royal coffers. Her Majesty has advised female Royals not to waste money on nude pantyhose. "Just stick your legs out in the sun and get some color on them," she's advised members of the Royal family.
Read full storyPrince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin
Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...
Read full storyBull Wanders into Irish Pub, Doesn't Give It a Rave Review
The sign on the door of a pub in County Cavan reads "A Thousand Welcomes," but a bull who stopped there for a pint after a long day of grazing claims it's false advertising. "I didn't even receive ONE welcome," he whined. The bartender claimed he...
Read full storyScottish Papers Publish Super Injunction Identity
Scottish newspapers have printed the name of a prominent footballer allegedly involved in an extra marital affair after avoiding the super injunction taken out to protect the person's identity. The footballer's legal team failed to register the in...
Read full storyMan United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane
Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...
Read full storyWhite House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother
The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
Read full storyIBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win
Watson may be a genius, but even geniuses don't always know how to behave. Reports are that Watson, after besting two champions on the game show "Jeopardy," turned out to be an obnoxious bully at the celebratory party after the match. Not...
Read full storyDemi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"
HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...
Read full storyIBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze
Yep, everybody's doin' it. Going virtual, that is. There's the IBM computer, Watson, that beat out two former champs (real, not virtual) in a trial run of a "Jeopardy" competition. Then there are some Florida classrooms populated by computers,...
Read full storySome royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks
London - "You shouldn't call them freaks," protocol watchers seethed with ire as little Grace Van Cutsem and Lady Louise Windsor performed in public today. Yet it's hard to find kind words to describe some of the inbreds at today's royal gravy tra...
Read full storyKelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes
HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...
Read full storyWild Turkeys Enjoy Thanksgiving Feast in Staten Island Town
Thumbing their beaks at town residents who had complained about their presence in the community, a flock of about 100 wild turkeys added insult to injury last night by throwing themselves a huge Thanksgiving feast in the park at the town center.
Read full storyGray-Hooded Gull at Coney Island: First Interview
It's a bird, it's a plane . . . No, it IS a bird after all. One rarely seen in the U.S. And it's been spotted hanging out in Brooklyn, New York -- at Coney Island. Your correspondent, who is fluent in bird talk, met up with the sought-after seagull late at night on the beach, offered to share some Nathan's Famous French Fries with him, and was able to score an interview. Scoop of a lifetime!...
Read full storyNina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors
LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas. The two we...
Read full story"Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids
Adult protesters were busy in Zuccotti Park in downtown NY as a group of babies and toddlers marched uptown to 58th Street and Fifth Avenue to the world's most famous toy store in order to stage a protest all their own. The kids voiced lots of...
Read full storyPanic In Hollywood As Ian Somerhalder Almost Trips Up
Hollywood agents and Lloyds of London today got themselves in a right old tizzy when 'Vampire Diaries' star Ian Somerhalder almost tripped up as he moved from his Hollywood lounge to the kitchen area to prepare a cup of iced tea. Initial reports s...
Read full storyIs Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?
Following the shocking revelation that Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho is to assist Manchester United's Champions League quest by providing Sir Alex Ferguson with inside information and a detailed dossier on hated rivals Barcelona, comes yet another s...
Read full storyDonald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets
New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. "It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson Reveals That Ian Somerhalder Is Upset That His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev Is Considering A "Nude Layout" In PlayGuy
VENICE BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson and the star of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder were having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House. The two were discussing the possibility of appearing in an int...
Read full storyZac Efron Is Thrilled To Be Getting Back Together With Taylor Swift
LONG BEACH, California - It is well known to fans of both Zac Efron and Taylor Swift that the two dated way before T-Swizzle got involved with the likes of Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Efron 23, and Swift 21, were a...
Read full storySanta Claus May Have Cheated on the Missus
The rumors of holiday hanky panky are flying faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve. Several tabloids are reportedly ready to publish motel records from all over the world that would show Santa to be an unfaithful spouse. Some say the rumors...
Read full storySelena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment
BURBANK - One of the main stars of the Disney Channel, Selena Gomez was suddenly taken ill and rushed to the hospital. Gomez, aka Justin Bieber's girlfriend had just made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when she suddenly told her p...
Read full storyAlice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?
Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...
Read full storyZac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some
BOISE, Idaho - Zac Efron was in Boise in the capacity of parade marshal for The 59th Annual Boise Potato Peeling Festival and Miss Potato Peel Parade. The 23-year-old actor was told that he is the youngest parade marshal in the events 59 year hist...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Wishes She Had Her Virginity Back
NEW YORK, NY - In a tearful, candid moment with Barbara Walters last evening, Lindsay Lohan revealed to her and to the world that she has come to regret losing her virginity so early in life. "I believe my life would be much different now had I no...
Read full storyDid Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?
Bristol - (Sock-It-To-Em!): She generously allowed Tabak to lodge in her Aberdeen Road home while police probed tragic Jo Yeates' death. This week Emily Williams is still incommunicado 'somewhere in Chile' as Bristol Ram drinkers ponder who grasse...
Read full storyNintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy
Rome - The most famous video game character the world has ever known has been appointed prime minister of Italy. In the latest attempt to get Italy's debt crisis under control, Nintendo's Mario has been put in charge of Europe's third-largest economy...
Read full storyTanja Morson denies grassing up boyfriend Vincent Tabak
Bristol - (Whodunnit): She's the weekend red tops' favorite for grassing up the Dutch boyfriend to Bristol cops. And she's gone to ground during Vincent Tabak's police interrogation, extended by another 30 hour warrant on Friday. Family sources...
Read full storyDrunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds
It was the fermented apples that did it, the moose claimed, but some suspected that he had been sipping the bubbly for quite some time and was simply on a bender. Anyway, as he awaited rescue from the tree, the moose cheerfully entertained one a...
Read full storyHerman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed
The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...
Read full storyThe Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'
MALIBU BEACH - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder recently celebrated the huge success of their television show The Vampire Diaries at the beach house of their good friend the Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson. Pattinson has a reputation for being...
Read full storyHAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever
Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As it seems, tonight the Moon wil...
Read full storyPippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
Read full storyScientists Develop 'Living' Building Prototypes
San Francisco, CA - Not to be outdone by top scientists in London, researchers in California are working on the next big thing in green living. They are creating 'Living' buildings that will be far greater than the 'Living' buildings that are being...
Read full storyNina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
VENICE BEACH - The two stars of the hit television series The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spotted standing in line at the opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at The Big Kahuna Movie Theater Complex in Venice...
Read full storyFruit and Vegetable sex toys
A recent survey carried out by Girl Play magazine has revealed a liking of fruit and vegetables as sex toys among sexually active and adventurous women. "The most popular vegetable was the carrot," said magazine editor, Andrea Fuller. "Women repor...
Read full storyNina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Admit That Their Sexting Has Made Their Relationship Stronger
HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new movie The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder took a break from shooting the movie and spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. Dobrev told de Gallo that the...
Read full storyBronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence
The female peacock who escaped from the Bronx Zoo, but was captured after a few days, held a press conference at the zoo today. She said that her freedom was okay while it lasted, but she had always meant it to be just a brief sabbatical. She m...
Read full storyNew York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"
Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...
Read full storyCarrie Underwood Denies Divorce Rumors
PENSACOLA, Florida - Carrie Underwood, who has won more country music awards than Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Sugarland, and Ramrod Rick & The Cattle Rustlin' Band combined, performed before a sold out audience at The Orange Seed Auditorium in P...
Read full storyCity Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown
Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby. Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Says Robert Pattison Proposed to Her, Pattinson Doesn't Deny It
Nina Dobrev, whom everyone expects to marry Ian Somerhalder, told reporters today that Robert Pattinson had proposed to her two months ago. "I realize his fans and the Twilight faithful won't believe me and I expect that you do not believe it eith...
Read full storyModern Warfare-3 Hidden Super Weapons Revealed
Highly secretive gaming "cheat codes" were revealed to the public earlier today, as a corporate e-mail listing the locations and instructions for acquiring four super weapons was accidentally released to the public. Insiders to the MW3 development...
Read full storyLondon Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead
London, UK: After several days of rioting across London that have seen police cars burning on the streets of Tottenham and shop windows smashed in Brixton, the violence has spread to the more leafy and sedate boroughs of Richmond and Hampstead. Ey...
Read full storyAmerica Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped
LA BREA - The most recent American Idol castoff Haley Reinhart was having dinner by herself at a Burgers-In-The-Round in La Brea. She was approached by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton and asked how she was doing after having been elimina...
Read full storyConvert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel
Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...
Read full storyH&R Block: Like Demolishing a Building With A Big Stuffed Bunny
H&R Block is in panic mode, entering what it calls First Peak --the flurry of business set in motion by the arrival of W-2s for those tax clients who usually plan to pay Febuary's child support with their tax refund-- without the ability to offer...
Read full storyAndy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut
Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
Read full storyMom Sues Preschool for Hindering Kid's Ivy League Chances; Others Follow Suit
That's suit as in lawsuit. And attorneys couldn't be happier. When a NY mom determined that her daughter's preschool was not providing the proper foundation for an Ivy League education, she decided to sue the preschool. The floodgates opened.
Read full storyArchive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice
(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...
Read full story"Twitter is Over Capacity" Phrase Trademarked by Twitter Birdies
Dissatisfied by the meager wages they receive for their services delivering tweets all around the world, Twitter birdies have become entrepreneurs and have trademarked their own version of the dreaded "over capacity" message sometimes displayed on th...
Read full storySpokesperson for the Duchess Of Cambridge Hits Back At Kelly Osbourne Criticism
A spokesman for The Duchess of Cambridge has hit back at criticism from Kelly Osborne about recycling her fabulous dresses. The spokesman is said to have asked "What planet is Kelly Osborne living on? I work with some of the most out of touch p...
Read full storySurf and Turf, Hurricane Style
This is a fish story. Not a "fishy" story, but a story about fish. Hurricane Irene wreaked havoc for many a few weeks ago, but it created a unique experience for a group of fish in an upscale community in Westchester, New York, when huge waves from The Sound topped beach barricades and overflowed into the swimming pool of an exclusive yacht club. A number of fish from the sea rode the wave...
Read full storySuperman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist
Still wearing the same tried and true, red-and-blue outfit with a splash of yellow, the Man of Steel held a press conference in New York's Grand Central Station yesterday and announced his plans for the future. Reminding everyone that he made his...
Read full storySelena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Extremely Upset That The Vancouver Canucks Were Defeated By The Boston Bruins
HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez spent the day shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. She had recently gotten out of the hospital where she had been rushed due to malnutrition, undernourishment, and a very pronounced case of split ends. The teen singin...
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