Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As it seems, tonight the Moon will be closer than ever, a term called apogee.
Government sources have also noticed that the Moon's orbit will start decaying every month until a time when the next apogee (in approximately 18 years) will bring the Moon so close to the Earth's gravitational pull that both bodies might collide, causing an event of catastrophic consequences not seen in millennia.
Physicist Kim explains: "There is some evidence in other planets where certain magnetic pulses attract orbiting satellites, up to the point where they collide. This experiment has definitely gone off track."
Sources have told The Spoof that agencies are underway to try and repel the Moon, though they have made no guarantee as to it will work or not.
