Did Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?

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Thursday, 27 January 2011

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Bristol - (Sock-It-To-Em!): She generously allowed Tabak to lodge in her Aberdeen Road home while police probed tragic Jo Yeates' death.

This week Emily Williams is still incommunicado 'somewhere in Chile' as Bristol Ram drinkers ponder who grassed up the Dutch accused.

Pub mixologist Dave Scroggs said he thought Emily and Vince 'were once an item' - before brainy blond US accountant Tanja came along.

"Maybe Em still carries a torch for Vince, letting him stay in her flat like that," the barman told drinkers thirsty for details.

"Of course, she may be the one who called the cops with incriminating stuff that's still a secret. Anybody for another glass of cider?"

Meanwhile at the Bristol police HQ where detectives are putting together the daunting jigsaw a fax from Holland is causing ructions.

One of Tabak's ex-girlfriends apparently saw the televised police appeal... 'and picked up the phone'.

Investigating officers may now travel to Eindhoven as the huge search for crucial evidence of a possible accomplice continues to baffle experienced cops.

Christopher Jefferies is white as a sheet.

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