America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

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Sunday, 22 May 2011


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Haley practicing the Led Zeppelin song 'What Is and What Should Never Be.' (Photo taken by Casey Abrams).

LA BREA - The most recent American Idol castoff Haley Reinhart was having dinner by herself at a Burgers-In-The-Round in La Brea.

She was approached by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton and asked how she was doing after having been eliminated and ending up in third place.

Haley, put down her double cheeseburger and told Grandy that at first she kind of took it all in stride and realized that it was just meant to be.

The Illinois songstress took a sip of her Diet Dr. Pepper fountain drink and continued by saying that now she is truly upset and she blames the fact that she did not make the finals on two of the three friggin judges.

Littlehampton finished a French fry and remarked, "Jackson and Lopez."

Haley got a big grin on her face, and softly bit her lower lip with her upper teeth and replied "Bingo!"

She went on to say that the third judge Steven Tyler was great and that from the very beginning he supported her even one time lending her $10 so that she could buy some pantyhose.

But then Reinhart turned her attention towards Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez and she got a look of vampirical evil in her eyes.

She said that "The Black Dawg" has a tendency of saying one thing but then turning around and saying totally the opposite thing the next time.

Haley said that Randy is also the biggest name dropper in Hollywood always bragging that he worked with Beyonce, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Elvis Presley, Nancy Sinatra, and the Beatles.

She then said that as for J.Lo she does a great job of covering up all of her blemishes, freckles, and cellulite.

Reinhart said that one time she accidentally saw Jennifer totally nude and she (Lopez) sat her down and made her sign a paper stating that she would never reveal to anyone that she had seen her totally naked.

Haley said that J.Lo paid her $75 and gave her a free autographed CD.

Littlehampton then addressed the rumor that everyone was saying that she and fellow contestant Casey "Mr. Stand Up Bass" Abrams had run off to Las Vegas and eloped.

Reinhart blushed. She spilled some ketchup on her blue jean Daisy Duke short shorts and giggled a little bit.

After she regained her composure she whispered to Grandy that it was not true. She said that there is just no way that her and Casey can hide the fact that they are so attracted to each other but she said that they will not be doing the 'Do' until they both officially say, "I do."

Grandy asked, "So you're telling me that you and Casey have not as yet vavavoomed?

Haley smiled and nodded that they are vavavoomless.

Both Haley and Casey are hoping to get into the recording studio some time soon and record a CD that will showcase Haley's sultry growling voice and Casey's out-of-control screaming voice. She giggled and said that they have even agreed on the CDs title, 'The Young Yellers of American Idol.'

In other news. The rumor that the Taliban has joined the North African Better Business Bureau has been proven to be false.

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