The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

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Wednesday, 18 May 2011


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Nina Dobrev at the age of 22 is being touted by many Hollywood producers as the next Sophia Loren.

MALIBU BEACH - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder recently celebrated the huge success of their television show The Vampire Diaries at the beach house of their good friend the Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson.

Pattinson has a reputation for being very gracious with his home lending it out to many of his friends for overnight trysts.

Most recently the beach house nicknamed Vampire Villa was the passion den of Mexico's star sports reporter Ines Sainz and San Antonio Spurs basketball player Tony Parker.

Other couples who have reportedly had the pleasure of vavavooming at "VV" include Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole, Shakira and Chicharito, Todd Palin and Nanicka Zapalicka, Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and Julianne Hough, and Barry Obama and Michelle.

Dobrev was asked by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle to explain what she had meant when she briefly mentioned to Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart about recently having a Wow Moment.

Nina who is somewhat shy replied that since her and Ian have been dating that it seems like every time the two are together they both experience what the Hollywood press refers to as a Wow Moment.

She went on to say that the two have shared Wow Moments at the Santa Monica Pier and down in New Orleans, when they traveled to the Big Easy and stayed at the luxuriously exquisite Hotel Ooh La La.

Dobrev said that other WMs occurred this past Valentine's Day when her and Ian jaunted over to Paris, France for a few days.

She said that upon their return from overseas the couple headed down to San Antonio, Texas and visited the world famous Alamo. Nina said that her and Ian really enjoyed visiting the historical mission.

She then beamed with pride as she remarked that they also got to visit with noted San Antonio natives Tommy Lee Jones, George Strait, and Eva Longoria.

Dobrev pointed out that the concept of Wow Moments is not really about how fancy a place one is at, or how breathtaking the view may be, but instead it is simply about being with the person who can literally make the earth move, the stars fade away, and the moon pale.

And Nina confessed that, that is exactly what happened when her and Ian visited Tarzana. She said that as they walked around the downtown area they suddenly stumbled upon an abandoned building.

The half visible sign inside the gutted building read, The Jane Fonda Health Spa Building. And as the two stood there looking at the once proud and bustling offices both immediately experienced yet another Wow Moment.

Redwood Fingerboo predicts that Nina Dobrev will probably become Nina Dobrev-Somerhalder before the end of the year.

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