Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Admit That Their Sexting Has Made Their Relationship Stronger

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Thursday, 21 July 2011


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Some of the French Fries from the worlds largest French Fry factory located in Porte de Clignancourt, France.

HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new movie The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder took a break from shooting the movie and spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight.

Dobrev told de Gallo that the film which is based on the hit television show The Vampire Diaries is being directed by the TV shows director, Manolo Middlezuck.

The movie also stars Rob Pattinson of Twilight fame and Sofia Vergara who appears as the voluptuously sexy Colombian trophy wife Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in the number one television sit-com Modern Family.

De Gallo talked to Ian and noted that he and Nina have really spent quite a lot of time traveling all over lately. He smiled and said that they love getting out and meeting the different types of people.

He smiled and pointed out that he and Nina really loved visiting down in the Big Easy, New Orleans. He said that the Hotel Ooh La La is one of the most exquisite hotels in America.

Nina giggled and said that the maids don't leave two little bitty chocolate mints on the pillows, they leave a whole quarter pound box of Debauve & Gallais Chocolates.

The Vampire Diaries couple also loved visiting Paris France and actually traveled to the studio where the Statue of Liberty was built. And after that they toured the world's largest French Fry factory located in Porte de Clignancourt.

Nina who loves French cuisine cooking purchased a case of France's best salad dressing, Charles De Gaulle's Deluxe Debonair French Dressing Extraordinaire from a little shop located on the Rue de la Roquette.

While she was purchasing the salad dressing Ian ducked into a corner kiosk located next to the Hotel Royal Bastille and purchased a dozen French postcards to take back to his fellow cast mate Paul Wesley.

Pico de Gallo asked the two what the secret to their successful relationship is. Nina looked at Ian and Ina looked at Nina. Both winked at each other and then Ian gently reached over and planted a French kiss on Nina that seemed to go on for a couple of minutes.

De Gallo waited patiently scribbling some notes on his small yellow legal pad and making two quick phone calls. After Ian finally decided to take his tongue out of Nina's mouth he remarked that the secret to their long lasting relationship is the fact that when they are apart they are constantly sexting each other.

He grinned and said that he and Nina promised each other a long time ago that if they could not be together in person then they could at least be together electronically.

Somerhalder confessed that he and Nna send some very intimate sext messages to each other that are so intimately erotic that they actually make them both blush when they read them.

De Gallo asked if they could give him some examples and they respectfully declined saying that it was personal, kind of like things about each others privates that couples who have been married for 40 or more years never reveal to anyone.

Ian and Nina told de Gallo that they are really looking forward to traveling down to Ensenada, Mexico and staying at Eva Longoria's brand new La Happy Hacienda Hotel, where the Avocado Margaritas have been named the best Margaritas in the entire Republic of Mexico.

To see photos of the largest French Fry factory in the world go to www.bigeffenfrenchfries.yum

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