READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat at her kitchen table talking to her best friend Kinsey San Joaquin. KatGo, the name Kate is now going by, said that she cannot believe that the man that she trusted more than even Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron could betray her like he did.
Bedroom Pillow Talk, the nationally syndicated news program is reporting that Gosselin's bodyguard and BFF Steve "The Gray Fox" Nield was allegedly caught at L.A.'s LAX Airport in the possession of 37 nude pictures of Kate Gosselin.
TSA pat down agent Anthony Alejandro Dockenbong reportedly found the photos stuffed in Mr. Nield's boxer shorts. Dockenbong said that when he reached down to grab Nield's pecker to pat it down he noticed quite a bulge in his shorts that he knows not even noted porn star Ron Jeremy possesses.
Upon further investigation Dockenbong found that Nield had indeed stuffed the photos, which were in a folded Manila folder in his underwear.
When asked to explain, Nield said that he had no idea how in the world the Manila folder had gotten into his briefs but he realized now why his crotch had been itching so bad on the cab on the way to the airport.
Agent Dockenbong confiscated the 47 photos and marked them TSA Pat Down Procedure Exhibits 1 through 47.
Nield was allowed to continue on with his flight to Reading, Pennsylvania, where Kate Gosselin resides.
No charges were filed against Mr. Nield but he was warned to be careful because KatGo has one hell of a temper and the blonde flaky bitch can make a grizzly bear seem like a child's teddy bear.