Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 12 May 2011

image for Wayne Rooney asks Sir Alex to forbid Chicharito to pray on his knees before games, it's embarrassing!
God is certainly a Chicharito fan although it is embarrassing when he's on his knees!

Man Utd super-scorer, Chicharito, is deeply religious, Catholic actually, and before games he is always caught on TV, on his knees, praying to his God.

His super-striker partner Wayne Rooney is not quite so religious and feels quite embarrassed having to line up with Chicharito while he's praying.

This has put Sir Alex in a difficult spot because his newly find super-scorer feels he needs the help of an outside force before the match so he can keep on scoring for United and Sir Alex doesn't want to upset Rooney either.

After having a diplomatic chat with Chicharito Sir Alex has promised to find him a quiet room at Old Trafford where he can drop to his knees before games without embarrassing Rooney, the club, the fans and Sir Alex himself.

Chicharito will think about the offer, but did asked if it would be possible for the remaining games to have all of the United team on their knees before games so God can assure them of the point they need to become champions.

Sir Alex asked the other lads and they all flatly refused to make arseholes of themselves in front of 70.000 spectators, TV cameras and viewers all over the world; it seems that God does move in strange ways, especially at football clubs!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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