Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 7 May 2011

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A Pair Of Spy Cameras At Carrington Last Week.

Following the shocking revelation that Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho is to assist Manchester United's Champions League quest by providing Sir Alex Ferguson with inside information and a detailed dossier on hated rivals Barcelona, comes yet another shocking revelation.

Insiders say that Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish is to provide Barcelona boss, Pep Guardiola with a detailed dossier on Liverpool's hated rivals, Manchester United!

"It's only fair," a source declared. "What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If Mourinho is going to be passing inside information along to Manchester United, then why shouldn't Kenny Dalglish do the same for Barcelona?"

Although he hasn't commented on Dalglish's alleged undercover cloak and dagger operation, Sir Alex is said to be privately livid about what he sees a betrayal of trust between Manchester United and Liverpool.

So livid, in fact, that he was apparently seen kicking his carpet slippers around the lounge of his mansion and shouting and bawling at the back of his wife's head at point-blank range.

Kenny Dalglish mumbled something when reporters questioned him about the allegations of spying for Barcelona, but nobody understood a word of it.

More as we get it.

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