There were 868 spoof news stories published in June 2011. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...

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Funny story: Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...

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Funny story: Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...

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Funny story: Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment

Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment

BURBANK - One of the main stars of the Disney Channel, Selena Gomez was suddenly taken ill and rushed to the hospital. Gomez, aka Justin Bieber's girlfriend had just made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when she suddenly told her p...

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Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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Funny story: Superman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist

Superman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist

Still wearing the same tried and true, red-and-blue outfit with a splash of yellow, the Man of Steel held a press conference in New York's Grand Central Station yesterday and announced his plans for the future. Reminding everyone that he made his...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Extremely Upset That The Vancouver Canucks Were Defeated By The Boston Bruins

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Extremely Upset That The Vancouver Canucks Were Defeated By The Boston Bruins

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez spent the day shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. She had recently gotten out of the hospital where she had been rushed due to malnutrition, undernourishment, and a very pronounced case of split ends. The teen singin...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. To Be The Next Frank Sinatra

America's Got Talent's Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. To Be The Next Frank Sinatra

HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon could not believe what he had just heard and neither could any of the America's Got Talent studio audience or the three judges. Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan had all just heard Landau Eug...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Vo-Di-Oh-Doe-Ing At Yellowstone National Park

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Vo-Di-Oh-Doe-Ing At Yellowstone National Park

INDIAN CREEK, Wyoming - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev decided to take advantage of a two day break in the filming of their new vampire epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell. The film which is being directed by the famed Monteverdi B...

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Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...

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Funny story: Hollywood In Shock As Nina Dobrev Reveals That She Doesn't Have A Life Sized Tattoo Of Anthony Weiner's Nose On Her Stunningly Creamy Inner Thigh

Hollywood In Shock As Nina Dobrev Reveals That She Doesn't Have A Life Sized Tattoo Of Anthony Weiner's Nose On Her Stunningly Creamy Inner Thigh

Prompted by circulating rumors running rife in Hollywood, Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev revealed at a press conference today that contrary to prevailing notions, she does not have a life sized tattoo of ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner's nose tattoo...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In "The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell"

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In "The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell"

LOS ANGELES - Lion's Face Films in association with The Monteverdi Brothers and TouchRock Films has announced that they are currently in production on the vampire-culinary epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell. The movie is set in the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder In The Film "The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie"

Robert Pattinson To Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder In The Film "The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Saga movies, Robert Pattinson has just revealed his next motion picture project. RPattz spoke to Margarita Mixx, of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and told her that he has agreed to star in a movie based on the...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Ryan Giggs, Manchester United's publicity shy, midfield-maestro and all round legend, has been offered a lifeline out of Old Trafford, by none other than Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp. It is believed that Redknapp feels that now is the time for Giggs...

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Funny story: Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas). Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...

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Funny story: World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

This week the world's tallest man, at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards. Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed pla...

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Funny story: 8th Harry Potter Book Inevitable - Buffty Ginslinger

8th Harry Potter Book Inevitable - Buffty Ginslinger

In the wake of JK Rowling's Pottermore announcement, Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has categorically stated that an 8th Harry Potter book is inevitable. Speaking from a wine bar close to London's famous Leicester Square, wher...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Moves In On Wesley Sneijder, Fabregas, Messi, Everybody!

Harry Redknapp Moves In On Wesley Sneijder, Fabregas, Messi, Everybody!

Sensational news just in from the Lane - Spurs are currently involved in transfer bids for just about everybody who might possibly be available in the summer transfer window. A spokesman for the club this morning confirmed that offers have been ma...

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Funny story: Chinese X-Files ministry hacked as Huangshan ghost city mirage stuns fans of The Matrix

Chinese X-Files ministry hacked as Huangshan ghost city mirage stuns fans of The Matrix

Anhui Province, China - Hackers have stormed China's global mind control HQ as a Matrix-style ghost city appeared in Huangshan after a drought-busting deluge. Reports this weekend claim IT servers at the Ministry for Inner Truth UFO division are i...

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Funny story: John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages. Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the...

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Funny story: LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...

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Funny story: An Overweight Paris Hilton Confesses She's Not, Pregnant Just Fat

An Overweight Paris Hilton Confesses She's Not, Pregnant Just Fat

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton, the nation's number one socialite who has become very famous for actually doing nothing has just made a startling announcement. Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti that she want...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle surprised Jackie Evancho

Susan Boyle surprised Jackie Evancho

Big surprise this season when Susan Boyle and Jackie Evancho were suppose to sing a duet on Americas Got Talent. Susan Boyle's stand in, Flat Susan, had to take her place. Susan Boyle, a 50 year old beast of a woman, who had never been shagged, wo...

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Funny story: Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Hollywood hotshots Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with Hollywood production company Rehab Pictures International about multi-million dollar leading roles in upcoming movie Girls Behaving Badly. The trio would be the Hol...

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Funny story: Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

London - The atmosphere in Rome is said to be 'psychotic' as the discovery of a demonic throne on Mars this week has sent shockwaves through the Vatican. Experts say the Martian carving appears to be a much bigger copy of the Fauteuil du Diable -...

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Funny story: Is Demi Lovato Heading Back Into The Rehab Clinic?

Is Demi Lovato Heading Back Into The Rehab Clinic?

VENICE BEACH - Disney darling Demi Lovato was reportedly seen walking alone on Venice Beach wearing a Wonder Woman bathing suit and a pair of Ellen DeGeneres Brand Flip Flops. She was asked by a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight if she was okay,...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In £12 Million Bid For BGT's Ronan Parke

Harry Redknapp In £12 Million Bid For BGT's Ronan Parke

In the latest White Hart Lane sensation, Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has revealed that he is all set to lodge a £12 million shock bid for Britain's Got Talent Runner-Up, Ronan Parke. Insiders say that Tottenham scouts were keeping a close eye on the...

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Funny story: 'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning. Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...

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Funny story: When Harry met Pippa

When Harry met Pippa

London, England. The latest gossip surrounding the Royal family, a Germanic tribe who live in lavish palaces up and down the British main land, suggests that Prince Harry is forming an idyllic relationship with the sister of Kate Middleton, Pippa.

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Funny story: Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral

Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral

CCTV footage showing a series of drunken mishaps experienced by a reveller after being ejected from a theatre party at London's plush Savoy Hotel, has gone viral on the internet, generating up to a million hits an hour! Sources reveal that the man...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Denies The Rumors That She Is Pregnant

Selena Gomez Denies The Rumors That She Is Pregnant

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez recently had her hair styled at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. While she was there she was asked by Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the rumor that was circulating...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO - Joe Jonas traveled to The Golden Gate City to relax after a grueling concert tour with his band the Jonas Brothers. He was relaxing down at the Fisherman's Wharf when he was approached by a reporter for iRumors Summersetter Faxx.

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Funny story: Prince Harry Not Dating Blake Lively

Prince Harry Not Dating Blake Lively

Clarence House tonight issued an emphatic statement rubbishing media claims that Prince Harry is dating blonde US Gossip Girl TV star Blake Lively. Cynics claim that the rumours were deliberately circulated by Blake Lively's PR gurus in an attempt...

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Funny story: Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

New York - Millions of bees are converging on New York ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Swarms have been spotted flying in bizarre geometric formations likened to crop circle patterns seen in the UK's Wiltshire/Hampshire UFO beltway. Yesterd...

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Funny story: Justin Theroux Reveals Why He Will Be Dumping Jennifer Aniston Pretty Soon

Justin Theroux Reveals Why He Will Be Dumping Jennifer Aniston Pretty Soon

HAWAIIAN GARDENS, California - Justin Theroux was in Hawaiian Gardens when he was confronted by a reporter and asked about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Theroux informed the reporter identified as Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that he was...

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Funny story: UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Following last year's swingeing cuts to the Royal Navy fleet, the UK government has announced arrangements which will allow Britain and France to share the only aircraft carrier owned by a western European nation. At present, the French carrier is...

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Funny story: Hunt Is On For Savoy Drunk - Reward Offered

Hunt Is On For Savoy Drunk - Reward Offered

The drunken man who was ejected from a showbiz bash at London's posh Savoy hotel after repeatedly falling over in front of such luminaries as Sir Ian McKellen and Liam Neeson has become the focal point of a nationwide search. The man went on to b...

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Funny story: Bum Wars Break Out As Carol Vorderman Pips Pippa Middleton In Rear Of The Year Awards

Bum Wars Break Out As Carol Vorderman Pips Pippa Middleton In Rear Of The Year Awards

Bottom fanciers across the length and breadth of Britain were up in arms, and waging internet fora flame wars, as rival factions posted comments relating to the award of the 'Rear Of The Year' title to former Countdown mathematrice, Carol Vorderman,...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley Talk Openly About The Upcoming Season Of 'The Vampire Diaries'

Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley Talk Openly About The Upcoming Season Of 'The Vampire Diaries'

BEVERLY HILLS - The three stars of the hit television show The Vampire Diaries recently met for dinner at the trendy Cafe La French Fry in Beverly Hills. The young trio of actors spoke openly with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. They we...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

SAN FRANCISCO - Clint Eastwood became famous in America for playing Rowdy Yates, a cattle herd ramrod on the television western Rawhide which ran from 1959 through 1965. He later traveled to Italy where he made the infamous spaghetti westerns in...

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Funny story: Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has appeared on Dancing With The Stars where she pretty much showed America that she ain't no dancer. Then she traveled up to Alaska with the eight kiddoes and visited the Palins and went wilderness camping an...

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Funny story: Dwight Yorke Flies Out To Comfort Natasha Giggs

Dwight Yorke Flies Out To Comfort Natasha Giggs

Unconfirmed reports are filtering through the limescale saying that former Man United striker, Dwight York, has flown out to Aiya Napa to comfort Natasha Giggs - wife of Rhodri, lover of Ryan - in her hour of need. Sources have informed us that Dw...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

FC Barcelona forward Lionel Messi is as mad as an elf on the day after Christmas, after playing as himself on EA Sports' FIFA '11 game for Playstation 3, and realizing that the character sucks: And he plans to sue over it! "F--k Ronaldo, f--k, Kak...

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Funny story: Zac Efron only dates pretty women

Zac Efron only dates pretty women

The Sun Post news magazine reports that Zac Efron only dates the prettiest women on earth, and that's bad news for women who are not attractive. Zac Efron's ideal woman is fair skinned with European features and a slim body. He is now dating t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Loves "Lap Dancer" The Pet Snake That She Was Given By Maksim Chmerkovskiy of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Miley Cyrus Says She Loves "Lap Dancer" The Pet Snake That She Was Given By Maksim Chmerkovskiy of 'Dancing With The Stars'

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus finished performing before a standing room only crowd at The Mescalero Apache Warpaint Auditorium and was backstage relaxing with a 32 oz. bottle of 7-Up and a large bag of Cheetos. She was asked by Vodka Verm...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals The Six Reasons Why She Broke Up With Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato Reveals The Six Reasons Why She Broke Up With Wilmer Valderrama

LA BREA - Demi Lovato had gone to have dinner at one of her favorite restaurants in Los Angeles, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. As she sat alone at a table eating an order of Chicken Fried Salmon Fins she noticed a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight,...

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Funny story: Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In The Movie "A Week In Paradise - The Pippa Middleton-Ron Jeremy Story"

Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In The Movie "A Week In Paradise - The Pippa Middleton-Ron Jeremy Story"

SOHO, England - Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight Saga series of movies recently met with noted Italian producer/director Bandini Borrapelli. The two discussed the details of Pattinson appearing in his PG-13 rated movie based on a true story.

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Funny story: Madonna and Jennifer Aniston Involved In A Vicious Restaurant Catfight

Madonna and Jennifer Aniston Involved In A Vicious Restaurant Catfight

BROOKLYN - Madonna and Jennifer Aniston were both having dinner separately at Brooklyn's infamous Johnny Appleseed Diner which is located across the street from The Mark Cuban Cigar Store. According to a female patron who did not want any informat...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Anna Graceman, An Extremely Talented Young Singer Like Last Year's Jackie Evancho But In English

America's Got Talent: Anna Graceman, An Extremely Talented Young Singer Like Last Year's Jackie Evancho But In English

HOLLYWOOD - Eleven-year-old Anna Graceman who is one of the early favorites on this year's edition of America's Got Talent says she likes to watch iCarly, The Wizards of Waverly Place, The Weather Channel, and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Funny story: Palace Concerns Over Duchess' Death Wish

Palace Concerns Over Duchess' Death Wish

Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the Queen and other senior members of the Royal household have expressed concerns that the Duchess of Windsor may have a death wish. Such is the level of concern, its expected that a personal counsellor...

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Funny story: Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...

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Funny story: A Devastated and Heartbroken Cheryl Cole Is Amazingly Comforted By Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole

A Devastated and Heartbroken Cheryl Cole Is Amazingly Comforted By Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole

LONDON - The past year has not been a good one for Cheryl Cole. The first thing that turned her happy world around was when she found out that her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole was cheating on her with a bevy of tarts. Cheryl somehow was...

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Funny story: Will Manchester City Cough Up £500 Million For Cristiano Ronaldo?

Will Manchester City Cough Up £500 Million For Cristiano Ronaldo?

There is no doubting the limitless ambition of a rejuvenated Manchester City, nor that of club owner Sheikh Mansour - but are City prepared to gamble £500 million in order to acquire Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid? And would he want to return...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Writes A Song That Amazingly Is Not About A Boyfriend That She Has Broken Up With

Taylor Swift Writes A Song That Amazingly Is Not About A Boyfriend That She Has Broken Up With

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift recently sat down at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Nashville and spoke with Grilletta Brewburger of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Miss Brewburger asked Taylor how her recent concert at The Running of The Bulls Convention Center in B...

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Funny story: Ex-OSU Head Coach Tressel Now At Walmart

Ex-OSU Head Coach Tressel Now At Walmart

Jim Tressel, the maligned ex head coach at Da Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio was recently spotted working as a greeter in a Walmart in Ann Arbor, Michigan. A clause in his contract stipulated that each person entering the store be greeted...

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Funny story: Stockport Man Finds Higgs Boson Particle Behind Sofa

Stockport Man Finds Higgs Boson Particle Behind Sofa

Scientists are celebrating today after a retired plumber found the so called "God Particle" behind his sofa. Bill Appleton, 63, has expressed his surprise at his find. "I was only looking behind the sofa for some change to pay the window cleaner...

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Funny story: Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Shock Jock Howard Stern was the last interview 'Weinergate' star Anthony Weiner had after hitting all the daytime shows yesterday as he continued to deny HE had not posted his pole on Twitter, while continuing to fan the flames admitting "it could h...

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Funny story: Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

BROOKLYN - It is pretty much generally believed that once a woman hits 40, her chances of having a baby become somewhat astronomical. And that is precisely what caused the recent catfight between Madonna and Jennifer Aniston at Brooklyn's Johnny A...

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Funny story: Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...

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Funny story: "Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.

"Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.

If anybody thought that the French were still smarting from the arse-kicking they received at the Battle of Trafalgar, those suspicions can now be finally laid to rest. Two hundred years on from that stunning defeat at the hands of the British Royal...

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Funny story: Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Kate Middleton had to perform one of her first difficult royal duties today, when she was forced to sit through the "Trooping of the Colour" for three solid hours! A friend of the Princess said, "She was so bored, she had to drink a can of Red Bul...

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Funny story: Spider-Man Scandal: He Bought Himself Good Reviews!

Spider-Man Scandal: He Bought Himself Good Reviews!

The new reviews of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark," which finally had its official opening night on Broadway, are in. They are quite good, at least better than the reviews of the preview performances. They SHOULD be good, as they've been bought...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabian "slut walk" cancelled

Saudi Arabian "slut walk" cancelled

"Slut walks" are a feminist phenomenon which have been hugely popular throughout the West. On a walk, scantily-clad women protest their right to wear whatever they want without being sexually assaulted - but it has proven to be too controversial for...

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Funny story: Internet Access Declared a Human Right

Internet Access Declared a Human Right

Last week, a U.N. report declared that Internet access is a basic human right. Let's take a look at some other pivotal moments in human rights recognition over the years. 1760 B.C.: Babylonian king Hammurabi affirms the right of Hammurabi to do whatever the fuck he pleases. 1,000 B.C.: Mosaic law establishes the rights of all of God's children--provided those children are Israelites who wors...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Paul Revere

Sarah Palin's Paul Revere

Trapped again in the pesky media headlights during her bus tour of historical landmarks, Sarah Palin was asked another tricky, complex, gotcha question by a member of that lame brain media: "Who was Paul Revere?" Levi Johnston, unmarried father of...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich still in love with Jose Mourinho

Roman Abramovich still in love with Jose Mourinho

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has sent out the clearest message yet that he is not 'over' old flame Jose Mourinho. The Russian Billionaire, was on his knees begging Jose not to leave according to captain John Terry, after a tear stained split wit...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Gets Attacked On Stage By An Australian Fan Who Gets Kicked Out To The Third Row

Miley Cyrus Gets Attacked On Stage By An Australian Fan Who Gets Kicked Out To The Third Row

MELBOURNE, Australia - Miley Cyrus had just finished singing the last two words of her song "The Climb" when an over-exuberant fan jumped on stage and hugged the songstress from behind. The fan who was later identified as Matilda Spanferkel, 27, w...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Says He's Had It With Nicole Scherzinger And Wants A Date With Cheryl Cole

Lewis Hamilton Says He's Had It With Nicole Scherzinger And Wants A Date With Cheryl Cole

F1 star Lewis Hamilton has told members of his pit team that he is sick and tired of dating Nicole Scherzinger out of the Pussycat Dolls, and that he wants to date Cheryl Cole, out of Girls Aloud. For a change. Hamilton is said to be sick to de...

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Funny story: Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

LOS ANGELES - Well it's only been a little over two months since Justin Timberlake broke up with Jessica Biel but you've got to hand it to the skinny little fella he sure does know how to move on. Justin, 30, showed up at the MTV Movie Awards wit...

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Funny story: 'Northern Bastard' Allardyce sacked by West Ham

'Northern Bastard' Allardyce sacked by West Ham

West Ham have terminated the contract of manager Sam Allardyce with immediate effect. East End owner David Sullivan claims to have been led down the garden path by Big Sam and told reporters: "We found out on Twitter that he is a dirty Northern...

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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

LOS ANGELES - Star Trek premiered on NBC back in 1966. It ran for three seasons and although it did not become a big hit in the ratings department it did attract a huge loyal fan following who refer to themselves as "Trekkies." Two of the main sta...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...

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Funny story: Danger Mouse has a middle name

Danger Mouse has a middle name

Danger Mouse, the unflappable cartoon secret agent rodent, friend of Penfold and enemy of Baron Greenback has had his middle name revealed by WikiLeaks. The most remarkable aspect of the revelation is not that Danger Mouse has a middle name, a lot...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Talks About Those Salaciously Steamy Rumors Regarding Him and Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Talks About Those Salaciously Steamy Rumors Regarding Him and Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - It is fairly common knowledge on the Left Coast that ever since the early days of American Idol there have been sensually suggestive sparks between Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. Cowell known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" and Abdul known a...

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Funny story: "Hangover Part II" Sets A Weekend Record - Charlie Sheen Agrees To Appear In "Hangover Part III"

"Hangover Part II" Sets A Weekend Record - Charlie Sheen Agrees To Appear In "Hangover Part III"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Hangover Part II are ecstatic as their comedy motion picture has just broken the opening weekend record for a comedy film. The Tinsel Town Times Tribune stated that the motion picture had grossed $85,946,294 for the Me...

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Funny story: Sony Blames Harold Camping for prolonged PSN outage

Sony Blames Harold Camping for prolonged PSN outage

The weeks of the Playstation Network being down was frustrating for many gamers. What was even more frustrating was the constant reassurance that the network would be back up soon, with that date being pushed farther and farther back. Many gamers v...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner To Guest Star On 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'

Taylor Lautner To Guest Star On 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'

COLORADO SPRINGS - Twilight's Taylor Lautner recently revealed that he has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of A&E's Dog The Bounty Hunter. Lautner first approached Duane "The Dog" Chapman about appearing on his show after seeing hi...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Wrinkled Cleavage

Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Wrinkled Cleavage

PARIS - Lady Gaga flew to Paris to participate in a fashion show honoring the famous Versace family, Gianni, Donatella, and Fauntleroy. The lady with the redundant name was escorted by France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's personal bodyguard M...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Has Just Become America's Most Popular "Cougar"

Kirstie Alley Has Just Become America's Most Popular "Cougar"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has shyly admitted that she has literally gone from not having dated in over a decade to dating up a storm. The 60-year-old who recently took second place on the dance reality show Dancing With The Stars has been as...

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Funny story: 10 Ways To Beat The Boarding School Blues

10 Ways To Beat The Boarding School Blues

For some children, boarding school is a wonderful, exciting, character-building adventure. For others, it can be a living hell, punctuated with homesickness, bullying, bedwetting and the odd randy junior house master. For those who struggle with the separation from mummy and daddy, and the arrival at a cold, dark and forboding boarding school, the following is intended as a guide to beating the...

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Funny story: Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

When asked if President Obama is calling for Rep. Weiner to resign, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said today that the President is focused on his job, not on Weiner. With Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi now calling for the disgraced Weiner t...

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Funny story: Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

A Whitehall mole today revealed that Transport Minister, Norman Baker, is to introduce a controversial new £104 annual road tax for cyclists. Early reports indicate that the new charges will apply from April 1st 2012 and that there will be no exce...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez "Evasive" When Questioned About Natasha Giggs And Imogen Thomas

Carlos Tevez "Evasive" When Questioned About Natasha Giggs And Imogen Thomas

The Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, currently on holiday with his family in Buenos Aries, reacted "evasively" according to sources, when questioned regarding his opinion on the Ryan Giggs-Natasha Giggs-Imogen Thomas goings-on. Tevez had bee...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - In a move that has shocked not only the basketball world but the entire sports world, the political world, and even the world of hip hop music, the Miami Heat have just announced that they have traded LeBron James to The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Funny story: Dundee United Fans Help Out Club

Dundee United Fans Help Out Club

Dundee United fans have volunteered to do work at their ground in an attempt to save the club money. The Tangerine supporters have followed the lead from their rivals across the road - Dundee , who only recently came out of their second period of...

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Funny story: Cloris Leachman, 85, Says The Rumors That She Had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child Are Totally False!

Cloris Leachman, 85, Says The Rumors That She Had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child Are Totally False!

MALIBU BEACH - Cloris Leachman showed the television viewing public a few years ago with her appearance on Dancing With The Stars that she could still dance with the best of them. Her partner Corky Ballas said that having Leachman as his dance par...

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Funny story: X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...

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Funny story: Office Survival Tips

Office Survival Tips

OFFICE SURVIVAL TIPS 1: No matter how much the printer might frustrate you, do not yell at it. It can't hear you. 2: Just because you don't like doing it, doesn't mean it's not part of your job. 3: If you're not sure what someone is saying when they're talking, it's probably best not to try to correct them on anything they just said. 4: If you're tired and a coworker says, "Here, t...

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Funny story: Chinese Authorities Confirm That Unidentified 65 Foot Sea Monster Stinks - But They'll Eat It Anyway

Chinese Authorities Confirm That Unidentified 65 Foot Sea Monster Stinks - But They'll Eat It Anyway

Authorities in Guangdong, China, today admitted that they have been unable to identify the 65 foot sea monster that washed up on a beach there a couple of days ago, but they have confirmed that it stinks to high heaven. The creature, which vaguely...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Denies That She Is The Reason That George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split Up

Sandra Bullock Denies That She Is The Reason That George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split Up

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was back at her Lone Star state mansion deep in the heart of Texas where she was taking a break from her movie making career. She had heard the rumors about her current co-star George Clooney, 50, and his much younger girlf...

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Funny story: The Spoof John o' Groats Bike Run, Letter Home to Mom

The Spoof John o' Groats Bike Run, Letter Home to Mom

Dear Mom, I arrived in Scotland to participate in The Spoof John o' Groats Bike Run from John o' Groats Scotland to Lands End Britain, a distance of 1410 kilometers (874 miles). I planned to have a few rounds of drinks, while meeting with my spoof writing buddies, prior to the charity bike run. However, the BOA airplane was late arriving at Edinburgh Airport, I missed my coach (bus) connection...

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Funny story: Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

LONG BEACH - Contrary to what the supermarket tabloids are saying Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D the former Mrs. Buffy Pizzavelli are planning on exchanging vows and tattoos sometime this summer. Jesse, who was dubbed "T...

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Funny story: Man 'with cucumber strapped to leg' arrested in Watford 'bomb' siege

Man 'with cucumber strapped to leg' arrested in Watford 'bomb' siege

Watford - Terrified bank customers dialled 999 this morning amid fears a 12-inch cucumber strapped to a man's leg was 'an improvised explosive device'. Police were taking no chances amid FO advice that the deadly vegetable is being used by Al Qaed...

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Funny story: NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

Last year it was Number 1. But this year, NY has fallen to fifth place. Mr. Clean may have been at work. That is, if you have faith in the results of a survey done by Travel + Leisure magazine. It shows that this year, New Orleans is the Numb...

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Funny story: Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury. The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant. Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a H...

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Funny story: Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

LOS ANGELES - Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently spoke with fellow teammate Kobe Bryant and told him that he is planning on undergoing a name change. Bryant reportedly looked at him and told him if he changes his name to Ron Weiner he p...

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Funny story: It's Man United v Chelsea In Luka Modric Bidding War - Harry Redknapp Happy

It's Man United v Chelsea In Luka Modric Bidding War - Harry Redknapp Happy

Harry Redknapp is quite happy for Manchester United and Chelsea to enter a bidding war to secure the services of Spurs super Croatian midfield star, Luka Modric. With all the money Spurs have been splashing out on new signings, such as Iniesta, Me...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has said that she was actually thrilled at the fact that she managed to make it all the way to The Dancing With The Stars finals and end up finishing number two. Alley and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, aka "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom," were beaten by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his pro partner Australia's Kym Johnson. Kirstie entered...

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Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone swops Andy Warhol for Albert Steptoe

Bernie Ecclestone swops Andy Warhol for Albert Steptoe

'Mini' celebrity Bernie Ecclestone has done a deal with the BBC to star in the remake of Steptoe and Son. Bernie, who is 80 and weighs in at 5'2", knocked back another lucrative offer to portray dead lookalike artist Andy Warhol. Instead, he will...

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