Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Funny story: Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Recruits who were being sought by multiple universities have stated that other schools told them that Florida's Head Football Coach Urban Meyer was leaving the program to coach the Dallas Cowboys. While this did not affect the decision of three know...

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A Penny for Your Banker Holiday Proposed

Funny story: A Penny for Your Banker Holiday Proposed

One penny out of every dollar spent in the United States of America went for salaries and bonuses at Wall Street firms, prompting demands for a new federal holiday. "We awarded ourselves $140 Billion in salary and bonusses in 2009," explained one...

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"Moving Weather Stations": Climate Scientist Defends Research Data

Funny story: "Moving Weather Stations": Climate Scientist Defends Research Data

Professor Harold Mountebank, the Climate Scientist at the eye of the storm over Global Warming evidence, yesterday defended his and his colleagues' work, after the latest attacks from Climate Change sceptic Paul Vaulter, reports Rhoda Montade from t...

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"Touch My Stuff, I'll Kill You" Likely To Replace "Don't Ask Don't Tell"

Funny story: "Touch My Stuff, I'll Kill You" Likely To Replace "Don't Ask Don't Tell"

Defense Secretary Robert Gates testified before the Senate Armed Services Committee on Tuesday that it is time to end the sixteen-year-old "don't ask don't tell" policy (DADT) restricting the right of gays and lesbians to serve openly in the armed fo...

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Obama cancels Moon project as 'it's ridiculous and scientifically impossible'

Funny story: Obama cancels Moon project as 'it's ridiculous and scientifically impossible'

US President Barack Obama today cancelled the waste of time project to send humans to the Moon for the first time, as 'it's ridiculous and scientifically impossible'. In 1969 a ridiculous fake Moon landing was acted out by ham actors and obvious manu...

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Enraged Mob of Frozen Americans Kill Groundhog After Unfavorable Prediction

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. -- According to the 2010 Farmers' Almanac, this winter will see rough and frigid conditions where temperatures will average below normal for about three-quarters of the nation. Significant snowfalls are also forecast for parts of...

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Local Man Drawn Into 'Domestic' Over 'Resident Evil:Extinction' Sci-Fi Movie

Funny story: Local Man Drawn Into 'Domestic' Over 'Resident Evil:Extinction' Sci-Fi Movie

For Martin Shuttlecock (booze free since 01/01/10) it promised to be a quiet evening in front of the TV with wife Anne, watching the Sci-Fi movie 'Resident Evil:Extinction in peace, cushioned from the world by modern technology. But of course it c...

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Katy Perry Admits "I Kissed a Girl" About Fiance Russell Brand

Funny story: Katy Perry Admits "I Kissed a Girl" About Fiance Russell Brand

LOS ANGELES, California -- Singer Katy Perry and British comedian Russell Brand have been on the fast track to marriage since last fall, according to reports. On December 31, their engagement became official. Because neither Perry nor Brand has un...

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New Show "Our Favorite Suckers" A TV 'Twilight'?

Funny story: New Show "Our Favorite Suckers" A TV 'Twilight'?

A new show on CW scheduled for the summer of 2010 will be called "Our Favorite Suckers" and will feature a mostly female cast. There's young Jennifer who is a modern vampire and of the more tame type, like the Cullens, but she has one big problem...

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Tiger Woods Needs Lots Of Sex Therapy: Loredana Jolie

Funny story: Tiger Woods Needs Lots Of Sex Therapy: Loredana Jolie

Ex-Tiger Woods mistress and Call girl, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger Woods "Is not normal" in bed. This she plans to go into detail in her upcoming book, "Tiger Woods Not Normal In Bed". But don't feel lonesome Tiger, she's planning to spill her...

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The Jig-Saw Killer - Copycat Killers At Large

Funny story: The Jig-Saw Killer - Copycat Killers At Large

Following the conviction of gangland killer Stephen Marshall, who became known as the Jig-Saw Killer after his predilection for dismembering the bodies of his victims and dumping the parts in a variety of locations, police are appealing for public he...

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Premiership in crisis as Sibylle Sibierski found dead

Funny story: Premiership in crisis as Sibylle Sibierski found dead

Manchester - (Dumbstruck): "Is this part of a fully-fledged Premier League hex?" conspiracy nutters' website TinFoilHattersAnonymous.con asked today as ex-Man City striker Antoine Sibierski's daughter was found dead in an Altrincham apartment. Sib...

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Local Teacher's Sex Education Classes "Too Extreme"

Funny story: Local Teacher's Sex Education Classes "Too Extreme"

Local teacher, Mrs. Sensual, is in trouble with the authorities again - and this time it has nothing to do with shoving potatoes up her bum. Mrs. Sensual is instead the subject of disciplinary action regarding her 'overly visual' sex education cl...

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Wayne Rooney and his missus are being sued for 4.8 million, Rooney signs on the dole!

Funny story: Wayne Rooney and his missus are being sued for 4.8 million, Rooney signs on the dole!

Rooney and his missus, Coleen, are being sued by a dubious marketing company to the sum of 4.8 million nicker! Now as we all know Wayne, his missus and the baby are pretty well off, the only problem is, Roon is so pissed off he has decided to decl...

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Al Qaeda suicide Falcons caused Concorde disaster 10 years ago!

Funny story: Al Qaeda suicide Falcons caused Concorde disaster 10 years ago!

At the hearing in France of the Concorde disaster in 2000 several explanations for the cause have been put forward, but none really tells the TRUTH? Well Jaggedone sent one of his CIA (cockrooach infiltration army) intrepid reporters, Ben ScumaBin...

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Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

I have fabricated reports that former Girls Aloud singer, Black Eyed Peas supporting act, and soccer wife, Cheryl Cole has declined approaches from fellow WAGS to represent them at times of controversy and sex scandal exposees. As the alleged John...

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UK And USA Linguistic Gulf Widens

Funny story: UK And USA Linguistic Gulf Widens

For some people, the UK and the USA share a common language, but for other observers there are two distinctly seperate languages - 'English' and 'American English' The rift between the two camps was never more apparent than yesterday in New York C...

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The Bachelor Kisses Off Corrie - Sends Her Lips Packing Back To Kissimmee, Florida

Funny story: The Bachelor Kisses Off Corrie - Sends Her Lips Packing Back To Kissimmee, Florida

SAN FRANCISCO - The Bachelor and his 'Gaggle of Gals' waltzed into the city by the bay, home of the 49ers and Giants. San Francisco, the town where Tony Bennett left his heart, Barry Bonds left his honesty, and Tiger Woods left his...ah lets see,...

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Production Starts On Spoof JT Porno Flick 'No Blue Balls At Chelsea'

Keen to show that they're as on the ball as ever, a British hardcore porn movie production company has already started production of a spoof porn flick loosely based on the soccer sex scandal. Managing Director of BangEmOutSharpish Films, Albert L...

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Vanessa Perroncel Seeks Advice Over Offers For Inside Story On John Terry Soccer Sex Scandal

Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Seeks Advice Over Offers For Inside Story On John Terry Soccer Sex Scandal

In the latest dramatic development in the sex scandal to end all sex scandals I can exclusively reveal that French lingerie model and WAG extraordinaire Vanessa Perroncel has probably already called fellow WAG and Geordie chart warbler Cheryl Cole fo...

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Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

Funny story: Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

The US Embassy today upgraded their Tourist Alert to "Ridiculous" from "Slightly Amusing" today, as the assault against common sense continued to threaten UK-US relations. According to a spokesman from the Embassy the upgrade became necessary afte...

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John Terry Scandal: Referendum To Be Held

Funny story: John Terry Scandal: Referendum To Be Held

As the John Terry situation started to get out of hand today, with people on both sides of the rift starting to care, the Football Association this afternoon announced that it will hold a nationwide referendum over whether or not the Chelsea defender...

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Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Funny story: Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viewed with deep suspicion today by friends and family members as news emerged that he has not partaken of any form of alcoholic beverage since January 1st 2010. Shuttlecock, who grew up in the hard drinking, hard...

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Earth - Moon relationship hits all time low

Funny story: Earth - Moon relationship hits all time low

The solar system is in turmoil today after Earth snubbed an invitation from the Moon raising fears that the 4.5 billion year relationship between the two could be heading down a black hole. The Moon has also learnt of allegations, revealed by the Sun...

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Rip Torn Botches Bank Robbery

Funny story: Rip Torn Botches Bank Robbery

Famous for numerous movie roles, most recently acting as "Zed" in the Men in Black series, aging actor and now alleged bank robber, Rip Torn, was held in Connecticut jail following a failed attempt at making an early withdrawal without an account.

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Lady Gaga Fashion Coordinator Fired After Grammys

Funny story: Lady Gaga Fashion Coordinator Fired After Grammys

Taking the advice of her fashion coordinator and personal designer for the event, Lady Gaga was again the talk of the red carpet and the object of ridicule after the Grammy Awards. The designer responsible for the dress design and the 36 inch vertic...

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Incompetent Surgeon Botched Penis Enhancement Procedure

Funny story: Incompetent Surgeon Botched Penis Enhancement Procedure

Disgraced cosmetic surgeon Jaffari Al Jiggyjig faced a second day of questioning by the Greedy Medical Council over allegations that he ruined a patient's sex life when he allegedly botched a penis enhancement procedure on a man known as 'Patient X'...

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Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Funny story: Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Grumpy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs fame, was arrested last night in an undercover police sting operation, for organizing an illegal "dwarf tossing" event at the Skoob and Thistle Pub in Boston, Massachusetts. Illegal in France, Canada and a...

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Zombies are returning to Haiti

Funny story: Zombies are returning to Haiti

Zombies from the UK are returning to Haiti which is a major problem for Gordon Brown as that is where Labour get their votes. Zombies the mindless creatures which are referred to as the walking dead always vote Labour. The Labour Party already loo...

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Subo to become Suba after name change

Funny story: Subo to become Suba after name change

Susan Boyle the most over rated singer since the beginning of time is planning to change her name by deed poll from Susan Boyle to Susan Banks. This is not the first time a Boyle has become a Banks many years ago the famous Glasgow Bookmaker John...

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Naked Rambler banned from Supermarket

Funny story: Naked Rambler banned from Supermarket

Stephen Gough the former Royal Marine who has in recent years been known as the Naked Rambler because he walks all over the country wearing nothing but a hat and a rucksack has had a big dispute with supermarket supremos Tesdaburys . The Naked Ram...

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England's Football Captain John Terry May Be Traded To Brazil

Funny story: England's Football Captain John Terry May Be Traded To Brazil

LONDON - John Terry, England captain is quickly becoming the most hated man in the entire United Kingdom. The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror recently ran a survey to find out who the most hated man in Great Britain actually is. John Terry came out...

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Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

Funny story: Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

The phonetic alphabet, popularised by the military, the police and by call centres has remained unchanged for several decades. Up until now it has remained: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, Indigo, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike...

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Cheryl Cole Oozing Sexiness With Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars In Her Newest Video "Parachute."

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Oozing Sexiness With Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars In Her Newest Video "Parachute."

LONDON - Derek Hough of America's Dancing With The Stars flew to Great Britain to choreograph and dance in X-Factor Cheryl Cole's newest video "Parachute." Hough who is considered to be one of the best dancers in America remarked that he was surpr...

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Taylor Swift Drops and Breaks One of Her Four Grammys

Funny story: Taylor Swift Drops and Breaks One of Her Four Grammys

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Swift was backstage after The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Show and she was posing with her four Grammys while dozens of photographers snapped her picture. Suddenly one of the Grammys slipped out of her hands and crashed down to th...

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Bill Clinton To Be Locked In Cupboard With Hermit

Funny story: Bill Clinton To Be Locked In Cupboard With Hermit

Alleged serial lady fondler, Herr Bill Clinton will spend 14 days locked inside a cupboard alongside well known hermit, CJ "Taffy" O'Rourke. The stunt, due to start a week on Thursday, will be broadcast in length, on Sky News and CNN. Herr Clinto...

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Dancing On Ice: Mrs. Gordon Ramsay Skates Off and Heather Mills Wears The Tightest Shorts In London

Funny story: Dancing On Ice: Mrs. Gordon Ramsay Skates Off and Heather Mills Wears The Tightest Shorts In London

LONDON - Tana Ramsay, wife of the star of Hell's Kitchen and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay, was the fourth celebrity ice skater to be eliminated from this season's Dancing On Ice. Tana, who was partnered with Stuart Widdal, seemed to...

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eBook Prices on the Rise, Amazon Kindles Stage Protest

Funny story: eBook Prices on the Rise, Amazon Kindles Stage Protest

New Yorkers got a shock today when they were treated to the sight of hundreds of Amazon kindles staging a protest in Penn Station. The electronic readers were angry with the talk of the possibility of increases in the prices of eBooks. They fear the...

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Taylor Swift Unheard Of In The East

Funny story: Taylor Swift Unheard Of In The East

News emerging from Southeast Asia this morning is that nobody at all has ever heard of the American person Taylor Swift, the individual so relentlessly written about on satirical news website TheSpoof.com. Locals in Japan, China, Malaysia, Indones...

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Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Only a few people saw what happened during a practice dance but Oscar Winning actress Cloris Leachman's ass and face fell off at one time. She had to be rushed to a hospital until specialists could get there and repair the damage. "It was so...

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John Terry To Be Stripped Of UK Citizenship

Funny story: John Terry To Be Stripped Of UK Citizenship

More bad news for John Terry this morning, after the Home Office issued an official statement saying that the Chelsea and England defender is to be immediately stripped of his UK citizenship after the latest 'JT scandal' hit newspaper front pages.

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Berlusconi called a "Nutz/Putz" After Trying to Suck Israel into Joining EU!

Funny story: Berlusconi called a "Nutz/Putz" After Trying to Suck Israel into Joining EU!

PM Silvio Berlusconi, with more seductions than Tiger Woods and John Terry to his credit, attempted to lure the Israelis into joining the EU during a meeting with PM Benjamin Netanyahu, who couldn't help laughing! Accompanied by eight (8) Nubile '...

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