Taylor Swift Drops and Breaks One of Her Four Grammys

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Amy Winehouse at the Grammy Award Show performing her hit song, "Do I Smell, Or Is It Just Me?"

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Swift was backstage after The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Show and she was posing with her four Grammys while dozens of photographers snapped her picture.

Suddenly one of the Grammys slipped out of her hands and crashed down to the carpeted floor. It landed with a thud and broke in half.

Taylor screamed out and said that she felt like a little three year old klutz. She quickly asked her manager if he had the reciept. He replied that he didn't and Taylor started crying.

Stevie Nicks walked over to her, put her arms around her, and told her not to worry because she has lots of them and she will let her have one of hers.

Taylor yelled out that she wanted that one. Stevie got embarrassed and hollered out, "Well okay then little diva, then why don't you bend your skinny little ass down, pick up the mother effer, and crazy glue the son-of-a-bitch! cause I tell you what, I'm fixin' to haul my wrinkled old ass outta here and head on back home to Arizona!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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