Premiership in crisis as Sibylle Sibierski found dead

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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Manchester - (Dumbstruck): "Is this part of a fully-fledged Premier League hex?" conspiracy nutters' website TinFoilHattersAnonymous.con asked today as ex-Man City striker Antoine Sibierski's daughter was found dead in an Altrincham apartment.

Sibylle Sibierski was just 18 and living alone in a swanky new flat close to the night club where she had just started working.

The tragedy briefly deflected media attention away from the continuing alleged John Terry shagging saga as tabloids went apeshit at the morning's news.

The redtops have been tailing Vanessa Perroncel's ex-boyfriend Wayne Bridge, Manchester City's left back and England cap hopeful in this summer's World Cup.

The premiership rumormill has been in overdrive since Perroncel's alleged affair with John Terry upset England coach Fabio Capello's carefully balanced soccer applecart.

Toni Poole Terry's flight to Dubai had already caused rucktions among Premier League WAGs, many of whom had hoped the entire lurid affair would quietly blow over by now.

An update is expected later in the week.

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