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It Was Actually Oprah Winfrey's Stunt Double In The Leno-Winfrey-Letterman Super Bowl Commercial
NEW YORK CITY - The CBS Super Bowl commercial that featured David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Oprah Winfrey, was only two-thirds correct. Although Leno and Letterman were in the studio when the commercial was filmed, Oprah was not. She was in Coo...Read full story
Coronation Street Star's Business Venture Folds
Reports are coming in that a business venture run by Coronation Street star Reece Dinsdale is in difficulty, or has already gone tits up, whichever version you choose to believe. (If any) The enterprise, based at Lake Twittermere in the English La...Read full story
Chelsea captain's missus sends him £125 divorce advice voucher for Valentine's
Khor Fakkhan, Dubai - (Nuptial Mess): The solicitors' voucher was a runaway success at its December launch last year when hundreds were given and/or received by warring marrieds in need of some friendly legal advice. This week, as she tans her tri...Read full story
Ancient New England Dialect Extinct After Last Speaker Dies
One of the country's oldest dialects, which traces its origins to before the American Revolution, has become extinct after the last person to speak it died. Winthrop Quincy Endicott Lowell VI, the last surviving heir to the Endicott compost fortun...Read full story
CBS Refused To Run Al Qaeda Super Bowl Ad Showing Osama Bin Laden
CBS DECIDED TO RUN a Focus On The Family advocacy ad about "Tim Teebow" during its Super Bowl broadcast but refused to run other ads that were not deemed "appropriate" for its audience. This has Al Qaeda fuming and threatening First Amendment le...Read full story
New Orleans wins Super Bowl: No one cares!
New Orleans, LA - In what will go down in history as the Super Bowl's greatest upset, the New Orleans Saints came out of nowhere to lead the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. However, as most NFL analysts have reported, nobody gives a shit. "What? Th...Read full story
Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLIV
MIAMI - Super Bowl 44 was won by the New Orleans Saints who defeated the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. The Colts were favored by 4½ points. TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT SUPER BOWL XLIV 1. Queen Latifah's pre-game singing performance was not the worst in Super Bowl's 44 year history. Although it definitely was close, that honor still goes to American Idol alumni William Hung. At least QL sang...Read full story
Disney's Financial Woes: KILL THE DUCK!
I was reading the stock market reports. I enjoy it. It's the greatest power-game in the world and you can really learn a lot from it. Case in point: Disney's stock has plunged over 40 points during the past five years. I couldn't believe it: Disney, the name that has meant heart-warming entertainment and 90-dollar t-shirts was experiencing financial woes! This is far more important than Obamacare,...Read full story
Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!
Indianapolis Colt's Head coach Jim Caldwell says that his team was tricked Sunday in losing the Super Bowl. "They were supposed to run the ball with Bush. They were supposed to kick off to us in the second half. We were supposed to WIN!" Sounds...Read full story
Obama Girls Upset At Father's Universal Health Care Plan
The first daughter's are upset at President Barack Obama, saying that his Universal Health Care Reform Plan does not go far enough. Malia and Sasha Obama are upset that acne and pimple creams will not be covered as prescription drugs under the propo...Read full story
Devout Atheists Make Pilgramage To Las Vegas
Nearly 500,000 Atheists are making their semi-annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas. "This is even better than our annual trip to New Orleans during the Mardi Gras", stated devout atheist Jones Smith (not his real name). "Remember, everything that happe...Read full story
Pussy Galore Reveals Breast Reduction Surgery
Pussy Galore, the former aide to criminal mastermind Auric Goldfinger, has revealed that she is no longer Boobies Galore also. The former buxom pilot admitted to having breast reduction surgery in her old age. After Galore switched sides to help...Read full story
Old Man Potter Saves Bedford Falls from Subprime Lender Bailey
Two more financial institutions were closed Friday by federal regulators, bringing the total number of U.S. failed banks this year to 132, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation said. Republic Federal Bank was the first casualty of the morning. Mo...Read full story
Ghostbusters Called Out of Retirement To Rid Senate Offices Of Spooks
The Ghostbusters (Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zeddmore) were called out of retirement by the State of New York. It seems that a ghostly apparition seemed to be haunting the Albany offices of one of the state's Senators.Read full story
A local sailor has described his delight at having one of his idea's chosen for those cutesy 'Love is…' cartoon's in daily newspapers and tacky greeting cards. Pirate Pete, 56, entered a competition to select what stupid crappy 'Love is…' cartoon...Read full story
Rufus T. Firefly, World's Oldest Living Ruler, Dies in Freedonia
The world's oldest living ruler, Rufus T. Firefly, passed away at his home in Freedonia yesterday. Firefly has been the President of Freedonia since 1933 and guided the nation through it's bankruptcy and war with neighboring Sylvania. He was 150 ye...Read full story
Haiti Charity single not to be released, Rod Stewart claims his hair was not in the right place!
The massive hype around "the Haiti Charity Single" reaching No. 1, staying there for months and earning millions for Haitian earthquake victims has been put on ice due to several altercations between the stars performing and it's producer, Simon Cowe...Read full story
Killing rats on Aussie TV Jungle celeb shows is forbidden, and eating them too!
An Australian TV "Celeb Jungle Get Me Out Of Here" show has been found guilty of killing and eating Jungle rats, delicious! The global RSPCA are planning street protests in Sydney in solidarity with the rats and feel that such cruel, inhumane beha...Read full story
Sarah Harding Pleads With Colonel Juan - "Do Me Naked! You Know You Want To!"
Blonde bombshell sex goddess Sarah Harding out of Girl's Aloud, a good friend of Cheryl Cole's and an avid reader of TheSpoof.com revealed today that she is literally at her wits end because she has not yet been Spoofed by satirical website writers.Read full story
Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo
BALTIMORE - Like a dinosaur bone preserved in the side of a mountain or an insect befallen in tree sap, a recent snowstorm to the Baltimore metropolitan area has been perfectly preserving animal droppings city wide. Area man Mike James has two dogs,...Read full story
Congress Proposes Replacing 2010 Election with "Psychic Estimate."
Washington, DC: House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, met with the press and Congressional leaders today to discuss replacing the 2010 mid-term election cycle with a "psychic estimate" of the voters' true intent. "There are just so many distractions and in...Read full story
Elin Nordegren: Tiger's Coming Home!
Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food. According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women...Read full story
New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!
In order to continue the hyped Islamic terror threat, Joseph Farah and the neocons are telling us that women will have bombs surgically implanted in their breasts in Farah's G2 Bulletin, a subscription online newsletter. In the latest edition, Mr.Read full story
Michael Jackson's Doc maybe only acted on "Humanitarian" grounds to save the rest of us!
Michael Jackson's Doc, Murray, only acted in the interests of Michael and mankind, he thought the world had suffered enough and did it solely for "humanitarian" reasons. He actually felt so sorry for Michael's nose, Zombie looks, his bank account...Read full story
Top cop Ali 'Scarface' Dizaei gets four years jail for corruption
London - (Rotters): Seven years after successfully defending bribery, drug use, prostitute solicitation and spying for Iran charges UK top cop Ali Dizaei has been jailed for misconduct and perverting the course of justice. Sentencing Dizaei Mr Jus...Read full story
"Burka Stays" Karzai Proposes Military Draft for widows in Afghanistan
President Hamid Karzai is proposing to draft all widowed woman in Afghanistan to beef up the ranks of Afghanistan's army and police so his country can assume control of the fight against the Taliban within five years, as well as the rebuilding effo...Read full story
Taliban Stronghold Targeted For US/British Assault - But Will They Still Be There?
As British and US forces prepare to attack the Taliban stronghold of Marjah, in the biggest coordinated ground assault yet seen in the country, involving 14,000 troops, including Special Forces assassination squads tasked with bumping off leading Tal...Read full story
Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook
Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Elmer Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the publica...Read full story
Satan Resigns as the Evil One
Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil. "I've had it," the Lord of Darkness told Spoof repor...Read full story
Luciana Berger - Sexy Maybe, But Certainly Not A Scouser
She's pretty, sexy, intelligent, she lives in Camden, North London (according to this frequently inebriated researcher) and she's a politically active New Labour candidate for the safe seat of Liverpool Wavertree. Which prompts the question: Why?...Read full story
Vanessa Perroncel flees Surrey home ahead of Toni Terry homecoming
London - (Penalty Box): Next week's expected Toni Terry homecoming has proved a Wayne Bridge too far for the dark-haired French beauty. A £750K redundancy payoff from ex-lover John Terry has seen Vanessa Perroncel leg it from Chelsea FC's very own...Read full story
Drew Brees's Into The Big Easy And Alienates The 'Who Dat' Locals
Hero Quarterback Drew Brees returned home to New Orleans with the World Champion Superbowl kings the Saints in the early hours of this morning and stepped straight into a blazing row with the 'Who Dat' Nation. The controversy erupted as Brees alle...Read full story
The Greedy BBC Demand Money from a Dog
A man in Preston was today recovering from shock after receiving a TV Licence bill addressed to his dog. Arthur Ramsbottom went to his front door to pick up his mail when he noticed an envelope from the TV Licensing Authorities. 'I was flicking t...Read full story
Local Man Devastated By Wife's Sordid Secret
Local man Martin Shuttlecock remained in hiding today following the horrific discovery he made Sunday at the Shuttlecock family residence - a discovery which caused him to flee the house screaming, wearing nothing but the clothes he stood up in, and...Read full story
Facebook murderer caught
Joseph Tremolo was found guilty today of murdering classmate and friend Kevin Lynch. The case has made legal history, being the first to be entirely conducted using popular social networking site, Facebook. Police were alerted to the possibility o...Read full story
Scientist astonished when he receives a pair of Jeans in the post
Scientist David Smith who has been researching in to what makes people age was astonished when he received a pair of Jeans in the post with a note from Irishman John Murphy asking could he examine his Jeans. David explained that scientists have no...Read full story
Terry's All Gold for Valentines Day
Sales of chocolates specifically Terry's All Gold have gone through the roof since the stories regarding former England team captain John Terry. Supermarkets throughout the country are reporting record sales of Terry's All Gold and are having to orde...Read full story
Primate Minister eats ten bananas a day
Primate Minister Gordon Baboon eats ten bananas a day after giving up chocolate when Cadburys were taken over by Kraft. We managed to interview him late last night just after he had eaten number ten that's banana number ten not the place. "I pl...Read full story
Palin addresses Tea Party Convention.
Sarah's speech :- "I have always been an excellent teabagger and my mom was a teabagger before me. Im here today to offer my full support for the bits of your cause im capable of understanding. Yes its true in a speech in 2008 i thought Afghanistan neighboured the US, I cannot name a supreme court case other than Roe v Wade, When asked i could not name 1 newspaper or political magazine, I be...Read full story
Church of Environmental Scientology Indicted for Heresy
Heaven: The Reverend Al Gore, the spiritual head of the Church of Environmental Scientology, briefly was out of communications range on the way to an environmental conference in Copenhagen Denmark. The private jet disappeared off the RADAR screen while making a slight detour. "Where am I," said Al on awakening? "Heaven" said the angelic choir. "You mean my private jet crashed?" said Al! "No yo...Read full story
NASA going to A moon not THE Moon
In the wake of the news of budget cuts to NASA from the current administration in the USA, NASA has announced that it can no longer afford to go to the moon, the large white ball sitting a quarter of a million miles away. Instead, they'd prefer to...Read full story
Alex Reid And Katie Price Rubbish Malicious Divorce Rumours
Alex 'Rocky' Reid, the man who gets a buzz out of dressing up in women's clothing and fighting in enclosed areas (I'm not allowed to call him a cross dressing cage fighter any more, oh...wait...forget I said that) and Katie 'Jordan' Price, the horse...Read full story