Al Qaeda suicide Falcons caused Concorde disaster 10 years ago!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Specially trained suicide Al Qaeda Falcons caused Concorde disaster not a strip of titanium, Bin knows best !!

At the hearing in France of the Concorde disaster in 2000 several explanations for the cause have been put forward, but none really tells the TRUTH?

Well Jaggedone sent one of his CIA (cockrooach infiltration army) intrepid reporters, Ben ScumaBin into a secret Al Qaeda training ground and heard the following revelations straight from Bins boasting mouth, here is his report:

Bin Laden told his brainwashed team of suicide terrorists that he once received two priceless Falcons from the Saudi Prince Abdul Aziz.

He then trained them to attack Concordes, he named them Right Wing, Left Wing, and after long hours of training flew them into Charles De Gaulle via American Airways?

They waited for the Concorde to take off and then, one left wing, one right wing, BOOM, BOOM, the rest is history and now they are with "the great one" being fed by 72 virgins (not airways)

This report from CIA reporter, Ben ScumaBin, has been sent to Reuters but they "BIN-NED" it.

The world prefers to believe it was a titanium strip because Saudi Prince Abdul has bribed the lawyers and wishes no form of evidence to emerge about his majestic gift to cousin BIN!

An old Arabian saying says: A Concorde in the hand is worth 2 falcons and George (in a) Bush any day!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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