Tiger Woods Needs Lots Of Sex Therapy: Loredana Jolie

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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Ex-Tiger Woods mistress and Call girl, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger Woods "Is not normal" in bed. This she plans to go into detail in her upcoming book, "Tiger Woods Not Normal In Bed".

But don't feel lonesome Tiger, she's planning to spill her guts on all the other famous customers she serviced for escort madam, Michelle Braun.

Sicilian-born Loredana reportedly told reporters, who had enough sense to get over there and quit watching the clinic where Tiger Woods is getting sex therapy, that Tiger stayed up all night.

"He needs help but it might not be sexual. I think whatever is wrong with him has led him to this sort of life. But I'm no shrink."

No, she certainly hasn't shrunk.

She also stated that to be a professional golfer, Tiger wasn't all that healthy.

"Tiger is a good name for him. Everyone was onto Michael Jackson about being weird, there must be a thousand Michael Jacksons out there and I think I've been with about half of them."

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