Naked Rambler banned from Supermarket

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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They would not let me in either

Stephen Gough the former Royal Marine who has in recent years been known as the Naked Rambler because he walks all over the country wearing nothing but a hat and a rucksack has had a big dispute with supermarket supremos Tesdaburys .

The Naked Rambler tried to enter a Tesdaburys store but was refused entry by the store's management. Stephen said "They have a notice up refusing entry to people wearing pyjamas but look at me I am not wearing Pyjamas"

The Tesdaburys store not only prevented Stephen entering the store they also called the police and the Naked Rambler was arrested which is the usual outcome for anybody who walks around wearing nothing but a hat.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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