Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Only a few people saw what happened during a practice dance but Oscar Winning actress Cloris Leachman's ass and face fell off at one time.

She had to be rushed to a hospital until specialists could get there and repair the damage.

"It was so strange", stated one insider who was near the stage working when the incident happened. "One of her staff hurriedly got to the stumbling around Leachman when she stumbled over her own ass and fell. She just kept feeling around."

Apparently, the staff person then retrieved both the ass and the face and tried to put them back on according to the insider, but "when the medics left here, her face was on her ass and her ass was on her face."

"Her ass winked at me when they carried her out and she made a little circle with her thumb and finger so that I would know she was OK, just a little out of sorts. I guess this has happened before."

Leachman was in the hospital for a couple of days but managed to get back on the show.

However, her dancing partner, Corky Ballas, stated that her breath smelled like shit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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