Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins
Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie. She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one...
Read full storyIcke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien
Former BBC presenter and total barmpot, David Icke, is back in the news and this time your guess is as good as mine. Icke, one half of the iconic "River Deep Mountain High", sixties singing sensations, Icon Teeny Toenail, told me: "There's an o...
Read full storyObamas in London - Michelle wows the media with her fashion sense. Prince Philip asks Prez: "Wherever did you get those gleaming white teeth?"
G20 SUMMIT - LONDON: Mr. and Mrs. Obama came to London to see the Queen and wowed everyone. The ever-fawning British media went into raptures over Michelle's fashion-sense; microphones caught every Presidential pause and of course there was the usu...
Read full storyQueen and Michelle Obama release lesbian video
The Queen and Michelle Obama have released a video of their erotic "hug" when they met earlier today. The Obamas were in London for the G20 summit and met the Queen and Prince Philip. Michelle Obama has been criticised by some for breaking protoco...
Read full storyPotheads Real Cause Of Economic Downturn.
The true cause of the economic downturn has now become apparent during the Obama Presidencies new experiment with using the Internet to directly access the American public's opinion. When asked what needed to be down to solve the nations financial p...
Read full storyObama makes Right Royal Gaffe - Queen Faints!
An unnamed 'source' from within 'The Palace' revealed a startling cover up of events that had unfolded earlier this evening. Mr. Barrack Obama, Lead singer with The Four tops currently performing as President of America made a fatal error when mee...
Read full storyObamas Meet The Little People In London
The celebrated President and First Lady of the USA, Barack and Michelle Obama this evening sat down to dinner with some little people. "Who is that?" the President reportedly asked an aide. "That's the Queen of England," came the reply. "You...
Read full storyGod To Sue Toy Manufacturer
In an unholy row God has declared that he is to sue a toy company. The firm manufactures the world's best childrens play figures and dolls, however, God is less than impressed. His legal representative Gabriel said 'When God saw their figures He...
Read full storyObama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake
US President Barack Obama's latest movie 'Gone With The Wind' opened today, to rave reviews by critics. The Prez plays an illegal immigrant that somehow manages to get into America despite not being American, and then he meets Michelle O'Hara.
Read full storyObama Visit To Buckingham Palace - Makes Pass At Queen
The CIA and MI5 are denying all rumors, saying the events below never happened. However, the Queen's chiropractor was summoned after the Obama visit. Closing the doors to cameras following the official greetings, smiles and handshakes, the President...
Read full storyPresident Obama in London racism scandal
President Obama was today embroiled in a brief incident over an alleged racist slur. The incident is said to have happened at a short visit to London Zoo. President Obama was at the Chimpanzee enclosure listening to Zoo Keeper Max Scatt speakin...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Apparently Has Moved Out!
Brad Pitt has moved out after a furious bust-up with wife, Angelina Jolie as friends fear the couple is heading for an ugly legal battle that will tear their whole family apart according to rumors. The site says it has also learned Brad plans to a...
Read full storyNewcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His Arse
There was jubilation on Tyneside for a second night in succession this evening, when, after Geordie folk hero Alan Shearer was confirmed as the new manager yesterday, the Executive Director of Football, Dennis Wise, was kicked out of his job and told...
Read full storyScandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!
Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
Read full storyKim and Aggie comeback with a vengance!
News today of a comeback by 'How disgusting is your house' cleaners and domestic goddesses Kim and Aggie. Almost quoted as saying, "This county needs us especially the council house brigade". Kim is particularly missing sniffing all the mould...
Read full storyThe Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!
The "golden oldie" of soap operas, "The Guiding Light" is finally switching off after a 72-year run that predates the television. CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most other daytime dramas, "Guiding Light" has suffe...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Outrage
Michael Quackson who is in Britain this week publicising his forthcoming nuptials to Bo-Bo the baby Babboon from Londons zoo has been making a nuisance of himself again. Its been reported that he made several unwelcome phonecalls to the late, grea...
Read full storyRejoice! It's Big Curry Month!
Deep joy and much rejoicing here in the UK - because it's 'Big Curry Month' and that's official! The Indian classic dish was imported here by British servicemen in the days of the Raj, and has since become a firm favourite with spice starved Brits...
Read full storyHumpty Dumpty Declared Dead
It was a cold Tuesday morning in Boogleville. The wind was picking up, and the rain lashing relentlessly on the small town. It was then that Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on the wall. Dumpty, aged 16, was allegedly "trying to set a world reco...
Read full storyProtestors attack wrong bank in wrong country today in London
As the G20 Summit got underway in London today, thousands of protestors stormed into what they thought was the Royal Bank of Scotland's headquarters there. 'You'd think the word 'Scotland' would be a clue as to where the headquarters really is', s...
Read full storySpoof Writer Roy Turse - Prophet Or Anarchist?
Bewilderment today at the Spoof.com as word comes in of developments in the City Of London at today's G20 Summit protests. Some days ago, fellow reporter and one time Below Decks crew member Roy Turse posted copy in an article entitled: Sir Fre...
Read full storyMiss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Miss Universe and Miss USA have taken a firsthand look at the U.S. prison for terrorism suspects and 7-11 gas station owners at Guantanamo Bay. The beauty pageant winners took part in a VIP tour to entertain American militar...
Read full storyBasra - US Army Personnel Unimpressed By Brit Bangers
Basra, Iraq. Yesterday - As British forces withdrew from this southern Iraq city, they were replaced by US Army personnel, who immediately complained about the food on offer at the British base. Upon being presented with a Full English Breakfast,...
Read full storyG20 protesters fail to cause riot in London
Protesters have hit the streets in London as the G20 leaders gather to solve the world's problems. The protesters came from a number of different groups but all had the same hypocritical message. Protesters against the bank smashed the windows of...
Read full storyEngland v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare
It's been described as a deliberate plot to unsettle the opposition players and fans alike, but officials of the Ukraine FA have insisted on playing a six minute version of their national anthem at Wembley tonight. "Six minutes is a long time to h...
Read full storyDisorientated Al Gore Beaches Himself In Jamaica; Other Whales Follow!
Nigel Beach, Jamaica/ National Geographic Whale News - In a natural disaster not seen since the last Lemming Free Fall, Global Warming Glob Al Gore was found beached and disorientated on Nigel's 7 mile silver sand beach. Complicating the matter,...
Read full storyJohn McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ
Former Republican presidential hopeful John McCain has called upon President Barack Obama to pardon the first black man ever to win the world heavyweight boxing crown. The boxing legend Jack Johnson was prosecuted and convicted of having a consens...
Read full storyAlan Shearer Facing Sack
Sir Alan Shearer, the former Newcastle United and England legend, who was last night installed as the Magpies' fourth manager this season, is already under intense pressure to deliver results and Premier League safety, and could face the sack as earl...
Read full storyThe Boat that Rocked based on The Boat that Sank
Richard Cutis has accepted today that the original script for his latest film 'The Boat that Rocked' was based in part on the famous Below Decks stories published on the TheSpoof.com. He said that the concept of a mixed group of individuals thrown...
Read full storyFictional Town Is Real!
The town of Madness, Nevada had a awful surprise this week when the Sheriff logged on to Youtube. In the highlights section was madness combat 3 (it's quite good actually) which showed him in combat with an unknown terrorist and Jesus, in a cartoon f...
Read full storyTeacher appears in thong
A music teacher from a top community college has been suspended and could well face disciplinary action after appearing in a music video that has appeared on YouTube this week. The video in question was 'Another Brick in the Wall' by Pink Floyd wh...
Read full storyWhat It Is To Be Scottish
You rule the United Kingdom, but don't care that you do Not even the 'fighting Irish' dare take you on You rule Northern Ireland, and make sure the 'fighting Irish' will never forget that you do You believe in God, but not the Pope Your women drink more than any Irish men could, and your women are tougher than any Irish men You fight wars against the English like men on battlefields...
Read full storyWellFit4Work Scheme Goes Ahead
A new exercise initiative has been announced today by a group called WellFit4Work which is designed to reduce the sedentary aspect of many people's jobs. WellFit4Work is a joint venture between the Government and industry to combat obesity and lack...
Read full storyGovernment Abolishes Itself in Error
In yet another display of astounding ministerial incompetence, and what has been described as an embarrassing administrative error' by civil servants, the Government has today abolished itself. The original plan had been to replace 44 district and...
Read full storyObama ignored by Londoners
American President Barack Obama received a cultural shock today, when he found out that nobody in London cared he was there. 'You know', he said, 'I've gotten so used to being treated like a cross between Madonna and the Pope in America, I was kin...
Read full storyMet Chief: "Twitter Made G20 Protests Peaceful"
The use of social networking sites such as Twitter have been credited with ensuring that the protests in London at the G20 summit remained, in the words of Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson, 'reasonably peaceful'. There had been...
Read full storyGoogle's 'Cadie' April Fool Backfires
The April Fool Joke put out on the Google Search Pages this morning has caused a huge security scare in the computer security community and many companies have been left reeling from the effects. Googly put a link to Cadie, a joke artificial intel...
Read full storyChairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!
Chairman of United Widgets PLC "Dancing Derek Doublenose" and his faithful Chauffeur Terry today arrived at their office in the city dressed as Kermit and Miss Piggy after following incorrect advice from Security to come "In fancy dress" today. Mr...
Read full storyRiot police use new weapon on G20 protestors
UK riot police have today used a controversial new weapon on the G20 protestors. The 'Soap'n'water' cannon has been adapted from the commonly used water cannon, and is part of the police strategy to target individual groups with appropriate deter...
Read full storyFuture G20 Summits to be Expanded
Following criticism of the G8 and G20 formats, which are said to give the richest nations undue influence, future 'G' summits are to be altered to promote fairness. Speaking at a joint Press Conference, US Messiah Barack Obama and Saviour of the W...
Read full storyBrown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"
In a shock development, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has admitted that his premiership has been an elaborate April Fools Hoax, perpetrated by Tony Blair on the electorate since 2007. Speaking at a Press Conference prior to the G20 summit, the PM ad...
Read full storyAlan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans
There were red faces all round at St James Park today when, after initial reports late last night announced that Newcastle United hero Alan Shearer was to take over the manager's position at the club, it emerged this morning that the whole thing was...
Read full storyWorld Gobbing Festival Goes Ahead!
The World Gobbing Festival will go ahead as planned on 17/07/09. Below are the entry categories (beginners and foreign gentleman welcome by the way). Cough and Gob Distance Contest: Current UK record held by Maurice Heave of Chelmsford, 5.7 metres. Consecutive Gobs over the Rugby Post: Current UK record held by Mary Griffiths of Clwyd, North Wales. 57 Gobs of varying sizes and textures.
Read full storyObama Is Respected
Statistics released today including the regular quota by CNN include the following: 68% of Americans believe Satan is real. 66% of Americans think the world was created by God. 64% of Americans think that aliens have contacted humans. 63% of Americans think the movie and television industries are not run by Jews. 20% of American graduating seniors are functionally illiterate.
Read full story2p Rise on Petrol and Diesel set to get Everybody at it
Chancellor of the exchequer, Alastair Darling, in an amazing bit of political stuff has whacked 2p on petrol but that's not the half of it. Speaking from his £1,500,000 a week penthouse, paid for by expenses, he told The Spoof.com: "Times is ti...
Read full storySpice, Spouse and Migraine
In late seventies, when I decided to make pharma selling as my career, I never imagined the surprises awaited me. From the first day of training programme, which lasted for a month, there was no dearth for surprises, and I should admit many were pleasant. During the training programme, I started learning enthusiastically little bit of human physiology, anatomy and pharmacology, besides the nuances...
Read full storyFrench threat to pull out of France
In an amazing escalation of its threat to pull out of the G20 Summit, the French government have now threatened to also pull out of France itself. President Tsar Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying "If France does not improve we will be on the fi...
Read full storyChina set to replace their national language
Beijing (China) 1st April: On the eve of New Year of China, the Chinese authority has released a about a possible amendment in their nation language possibility. The new amendment in response to growing concern for the Chinese authority on being poss...
Read full storyHuns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis
Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...
Read full storyBilderberg to squash dollar then push Special Drawing Rights
LONDON, England - The WSJ retracts the report that the Amero will replace the US Dollar, Peso and Canadian Dollar on April 1. The WSJ seems to be a victim of a cruel April Fool's day joke! They were fooled by TheSpoof.com! U.S.A. Today clears up...
Read full storyNato Marriage Manual Ravishes Sales in Afghanistan
The North Atlantic Treatme Organization has collaborated with the Afghani association for the mistreatment of the women in the creation and publication of a marriage manual that promises to help the Afghani male find his way around the Birqa. The...
Read full storySalty Snack Conglomerate Cheesetoes Kix it Up a Nacho
Cheesetoes has been afoot in the salty snack market for decades now. Cheesetoe tasteologists have been experimenting with some Mejicano flavors since salsa outsold ketchup. Marketeers for the Toecheese parent company have been getting up pretty early...
Read full storyThe Taliban Bans Everything
The Taliban, tired of constantly coming up with new edicts regarding the behavior of the people they dominate, have passed an all-encompassing law that simply bans everything. Having made a reputation as being a severely authoritarian and stric...
Read full storyJeff Koons Doesn't Eat Out Anymore
Art Press Feed - No box lunch at the Y for Jeff, the middle aged artist Jeff Koons showing signs that family life is bearing down on him. In a recent, interview at the Tate Museum in London England, when asked about family life, the artist claimed,...
Read full storyPVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'
The Guildhall, London W1 - Opposition party leader, David 'do nothing' Cameron today announced his strategy for countering global recession here at The Guildhall by addressing a hardcore audience of Thatcherite devotees, intent on destroying civilisa...
Read full storyRobert Downey Jr. As Naked Sherlock Holmes' Alter Ego, Mr. Hyde
Leave it to Robert Downey Jr. to screw up and turn Sherlock Holmes into a wisecracking action hero who ends up handcuffed naked to a bed with Dr. Watson lighting farts and cackling. Downey offered a sneaky peak Tuesday of "Sherlock Holmes," his ne...
Read full storyWho's A Pretty Boy Then - Parrot Given Standing Ovation At G20 Summit
London, England - The G20 Summit meeting, which is widely regarded by critics as an absolute waste of time and money which will produce nothing whatsoever, unless you happen to be a police officer working overtime, was given an unexpected boost by th...
Read full storyMatchstick Model Maker Meets Maker In Suitably Nasty Accident
Deadline, Llandriddmonsoonartilleydivision, Mid Glamorgan - World renowned matchstick model maker, Blodwyn Sheepskin, of Cwmdancin Farm, expired this morning as he attempted his most ambitious project to date. Having constructed small scale models...
Read full storyPolish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.
Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...
Read full story