The celebrated President and First Lady of the USA, Barack and Michelle Obama this evening sat down to dinner with some little people.
"Who is that?" the President reportedly asked an aide.
"That's the Queen of England," came the reply.
"You're shittin' me!" guffawed the President. "Man, I know it's all fools day but I'm not falling for that one."
A hastily arranged aside meeting with US diplomats was swiftly called, during which the President also asked who the creepy looking Greek guy was.
When informed that the person in question was the Duke Of Edinburgh, Mrs Obama said:
"What an obnoxious little creep."
The Presidential couple remarked repeatedly on how short the royals were, and how odd it was that they spoke with weird high pitched voices and had such appalling dress sense.
"They look like fuckin' hobos," Michelle reportedly whispered to the President.
Dinner was prepared by celebrity 'chef' (unqualified) Jamie Olivier, which was said to be quite agreeable by the American guests of honour, aside from Prince Charles's farm sourced organic eggs which prompted a mass outbreak of farting.
It would appear that a good time was had by all, except the Queen and Prince Philip, who were unable to find boxes to stand on for the photo call.
"If QM is this short, then she's not half the woman I thought she was," President Obama concluded, with a shake of the head.
More as we get it.
