Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Omaha Beach Fucks Americans 2X

Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that the Huns have got it right.

In the midst of the worldwide web of economic collapse, French-fried President Nicolas Sarkozy seems to have decided that manly Germanic Chancellor Merkel has greater charms than even his popstar model Carla Bruni. France and Germany have forged an economic alliance with US Republicants to block any serious and potentially successful rescue effort for the world economy.

The stretch of sand along Normandy known as Omaha Beach, once the site of the D-day invasion that saved the French and all of Europe from the Nazi horde has now in the 21st C become the European unions rallying point for its attack on recently weakened America.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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