Written by Earl Grey

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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An Executive Leaves The Office Earlier Today

In an unholy row God has declared that he is to sue a toy company. The firm manufactures the world's best childrens play figures and dolls, however, God is less than impressed.

His legal representative Gabriel said 'When God saw their figures He went through the roof. Everybody knows God made man in His own image. They clearly copy this design."

God is seeking the action because the company has failed to acknowledge that their rather basic designs are in fact based on His grand design. He has won many awards for his efforts. Now it would appear that they are attempting to cash in on His hard work.

This may be the first time such matters have proceeded to court. The makers of Action Man and Crystal Ken settled out of court, but this latest company is being a little more stubborn. However, God is not worried. He already knows what their defense will be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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