Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Stupid hippies

Protesters have hit the streets in London as the G20 leaders gather to solve the world's problems. The protesters came from a number of different groups but all had the same hypocritical message.

Protesters against the bank smashed the windows of offices of the publicly-owned RBS bank, and complained about money being wasted.

Anarchists congratulated themselves on a well-organised demonstration.

Anti-globalists were especially well prepared, having used the internet to coordinate their protest - some of them had travelled from as far away as Australia to protest.

Anti-capitalists caused a roaring trade in protest banner production and in sales of felt pens and paper.

Climate change protesters were pleased that the weather held out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Riot, G20 Summit




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