Spoof Writer Roy Turse - Prophet Or Anarchist?

Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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The RBS Building This Afternoon. Turse, Were You There?

Bewilderment today at the Spoof.com as word comes in of developments in the City Of London at today's G20 Summit protests.

Some days ago, fellow reporter and one time Below Decks crew member Roy Turse posted copy in an article entitled:

Sir Fred Goodwin's Windows Smashed.

It happened today. Anarchist groups attacked the RBS building in Threadneedle Street, smashing windows and illegally entering the building during a G20 Day Of Action.

Is spoofer Turse really an anarchist with inside information, or is he some kind of Messianic prophet?

He certainly hasn't reported at the office today, having phoned in sick, with a 'tummy bug'.

Prophet or violent anarchist?

We can only wonder, but the truth is out there...

More if/when we track him down for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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