Written by Lightning Conductor

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

image for Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!
Chairman in Disguise !

Chairman of United Widgets PLC "Dancing Derek Doublenose" and his faithful Chauffeur Terry today arrived at their office in the city dressed as Kermit and Miss Piggy after following incorrect advice from Security to come "In fancy dress" today.

Mr Doublenose spoke to our reporter and tried to play down the mix up on the company intranet.

"If doing my job dressed as a frog means I could get in and not miss a days work then it's worth the effort," grinned the City Giant showing us his special frog hop.

"Shame about Terry though," pondered "Dancing Derek" loudly looking at Miss Piggy struggling to reverse the company Lexus into the loading bay.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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