Cheesetoes has been afoot in the salty snack market for decades now. Cheesetoe tasteologists have been experimenting with some Mejicano flavors since salsa outsold ketchup. Marketeers for the Toecheese parent company have been getting up pretty early in the morning to look into breakfast cereal's next horizon. Ad-Psyche consultants have been pleading with the campaign to go way sexier.
The result is a morning eye opener with all of the kix of huevos rancheros and the aphrodisiac allure of Spanish fly. Cheesetoes will be breaking into the breakfast cereal market with a killer of a Mejicano salty chile snack called Footfetishes. Toe shaped baked crunchy chips will be suck on and swallowed like the most addictive habit known to man, according to Freetoe Layedme, the world reknowned expert on marketing salty snacks:
" Cheestoes has kixed it through the uprights of the salty south of the border chile sex addict snack world with the advent during Lent of the Footfetishes. bet you'll suck on ten before your done!"